Alright let's take The Big Question out of the realm of video games. Let's take things to the fast food burger realm. It is a good realm to be in. But say you have to choose between McDonald's and Hungry Jack's, which do you choose and why?
I think it's more complicated than one might think. As the slogan says, I do think the burgers are better at Hungry Jack's. I truly do. But McDonald's french fries destroy all. As does their breakfast menu. Also -- McDonald's has a range of actually surprisingly healthy chicken salads. When I get dragged in there during road trips but I still want to eat relatively clean, I totally still can. This is important to me.
But man. Those Hungry Jack's burgers: the ones with the bacon on them. Goddamn. It's difficult to go past them.