I can't guarantee that it'll let you teleport, or change day into night, but this Ocarina of Time will definitely look cool and it will definitely play music. It will also look good next to a pile of video games.
It's a 12-hole instrument styled like the Ocarina in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. For the musicians among you it plays from A4-F6, so you'll be able to play practically anything. You'll definitely be able to bust out Song of Storms that's for sure.
It's $9.99 US. Pretty sure that's totally worth it.