Bungie’s Destiny Holiday Card Is A Jerk

Bungie’s Destiny Holiday Card Is A Jerk

Yeah right, Cryptarch. Not falling for that one again.

Bungie means well of course, but I see that bastard standing there with his feigned sincere smile holding that promise of a purple item and all I can think is “Where were you three months ago, when the rest of my pals were running Vault of Glass and all you gave me were greens and blues I couldn’t use? Do you think this makes up for it? Do you think this will dry my tears? You just show up on my doorstep with a wrapped epic and I’m just supposed to invite you in for Christmas goose? WELL THINK AGAIN!”

Happy holidays, Bungie. Thanks for the psychotic break.

Bungie’s Destiny Holiday Card Is A Jerk

It is a lovely card. I especially love the green bits showing through the OH YOU BASTARD.


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