The Dahn is a collector. He’s managed to painstakingly amass a glittering arsenal of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive in-game items that total out to a real money value of between $US7500 and $US9000. And now he’s getting rid of them all.
Dahn’s collection — one of the most complete in the game, a veritable museum of glittering/camo-coloured/fire-decaled rarities that he recently put up for sale — began on something of a whim. He originally played CS:GO to snap up all the game’s achievements and make a mad dash for the door. But then Valve announced they were adding skins — cosmetic gun customisations — to the game in the Arms Deal update, and Dahn realised that he wanted them. He wanted them all.
“Right [as I was about to quit CS:GO for good], Valve released an update adding new skins to the game,” Dahn explained via email. “The collector in me twitched, and I just had to reinstall to see what it was all about. I didn’t much care for the new skins, but I did enjoy collecting them. I slowly added more and more skins as the newest collections came out.”
“Every once in a while, I would scoop up all the ones I was missing. It was a big disheveled mess, but it was complete. I’ve always been one to have a deep urge to complete something in its entirety.”
Dahn’s collection grew and grew, and eventually a whim became an obsession. As a result, what was once a respectable stockpile of skins and other items became a bullet-riddled mountain of history. Limited edition items. Skins that only dropped if you “attended” one-time virtual events like eSports matches.
“I took that disheveled mess and through MANY trade offers with my alt,” said The Dahn. “I organised it into a kind of CS:GO museum which began to attract a great deal of attention.” For a while he even offered rentals of his more prized possessions and accepted donations to help make his collection as comprehensive as possible.
It’s not hard to see why. A quick perusal of Dahn’s gallery reveals a stockpile of rare knives that would make Gabe Newell envious, a bunch of limited edition event weapons, discontinued skins, and more. Every music kit. Every gun skin. All seven fade knives. All 37 container series. All 168 stickers. 287 of 300 guns skins. Third-party service Steam Tools places the 641-item set’s real money value at $US7,383.43, and that’s likely not the full total given that Steam Tools has trouble with individual items worth over $US400.
Even beyond the obvious history of certain rare and discontinued weapons, there’s personal history for Dahn in there too. Some of his spoils were particularly hard-won — for instance, one item, a rare AWP rifle, caused him so much trouble that he had to get the police involved. Also, er, a scammer’s mum.
“You may notice a couple items in my Item Showcase: AWP | Dragon Lore (Factory New) and Bayonet | Fade (Factory New),” Dahn wrote of an incident where he nearly got scammed out of hundreds of dollars. “These items have the name tags of ‘Kainoa’s Gambit’ and ‘Kainoa’s Regret’ respectively. On September 5, 2014, I attempted to trade with a user from CS:GO Lounge for an AWP | Dragon Lore (Factory New). This user, whose username will go unmentioned, has a first name of Kainoa. After I sent the Paypal payment, the user ceased communication, and even attempted to fight the Paypal dispute that followed.”
“After I spoke with the police from his city and called his mother at work, he re-initiated contact with me. We made an arrangement for the AWP and the knife (as a bonus for the hassle) to be transferred to my account, and I cancelled the dispute and stop-payment on the transaction. These items will forever bear the monikers of ‘Kainoa’s Gambit’ and ‘Kainoa’s Regret’ to symbolise a lesson learned.”
Many of these priceless portraits masquerading as military-grade murder implements aren’t just weapons; they’re stories. So why sell all of that off? Why not, as many collectors do, keep them and treasure them forever and ever? For Dahn, the answer’s simple: he’s just not really into CS:GO anymore, and he’d rather put his collector-ly blood, sweat, and cash into something he cares more about.
“I am selling the collection because I really just don’t enjoy CS:GO anymore,” he said. “While I did enjoy keeping the collection up, I would rather collect something related to my current interests. That said, I could just let the collection sit there, or I could get some value back out of it. Once the collection is gone, I will probably uninstall CS:GO and call it a day for that chapter of my life.”
So that’s that. Understanding when to move on is an admirable quality, and I find it becomes increasingly rare the more time and effort people have invested in something. The Dahn plans to start fresh elsewhere, but there’s no reason he shouldn’t receive a little fruit for his labour. Or, you know, thousands of dollars.
It remains to be seen who’ll offer the highest bid, but these chunks of digital treasure — little more than glorified rows of 1s and 0s, yet also much more — will live on in somebody else’s hands. Maybe they will see actual use in combat, or maybe they will line another collector’s shelves. Regardless, in some small way they will continue to create new stories. I wonder who’ll end up with Kainoa’s Gambit and Kainoa’s Regret. I wonder if they will learn anything.
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11 responses to “The Counter-Strike Player Who’s Giving Up A $7500 Gun Collection”
A man not burdened by the sunk cost fallacy.
It has claimed my brother who still play neopets to this day. He is 27.
Hahaha Neopets
I managed to escape the pit of Gaia Online only after they completely abandoned the gold-based economy in favour of selling premium items and “Gaia cash” directly to the users. They snapped that trap a little too quickly to keep me interested after the forums became largely unmoderated shitholes and their games were subpar by Newgrounds standards.
Woah, that’s insane. I sold all my DOTA 2 gear from about 1,000 hours worth of playing (I know, scrub). That netted me like $150ish.
You have to be INSANELY lucky to pick up valuable dota2 gear just from playing. A dragonclaw hook is worth ~$160, and some of the golden immortals are around $300 a pop. Golden doomlings were selling for over $1k a while back.
The same could be said for CSGO though, I mean I picked up a $300 butterfly knife from my first case of last season, but all I keep getting is pleb offerings of like 10 crates and maybe 20 keys (if I am lucky), that said I am not going to sell for a dollar under $260 or trade it for less than 100 keys.
I find myself to be a collector, though depending on the amount that’s needed to finish the collection, I’ll most likely give up half way through.
People that shell out this kind of money are completely insane. Don’t they know the game has a lifespan and the items are useless in real life. Sure I get people paying for skins thats worth a couple of bucks but to pay anything over $10 is completely insane
People understand that the items are useless and real life and that CS:GO will eventually die.
That doesn’t invalidate the enjoyment they get out of having the skins though. You or I may not understand why they like it so much that they’re willing to spend so much money on it, but most people who I’ve spoken to who have inventories in CS:GO worth hundreds or thousands of dollars in no way regret the money they’ve spent on it. They get pleasure out of it, so it’s not a waste.
And another point……
I know plenty of idiots who spend 10-15k on overly large d1ckhead jet skis that use them once or twice a year.
So I think some of these CS:GO players spending decent money for a game they probably play every day is that big of a deal.
Clearly you’ve never played the game
Then why buy a house? You’ll just die eventually? Everything has a lifespan, why try? You, buddy, are treading very close to nihilism.
Never been phased by the whole skins thing.
Master guardian 2 atm and have yet to spend any money yet alone use a skin for any of my guns.
Never really saw the hype over it all lol, I’m happy with the realistic look the guns have already, making them look like nurf guns etc… is pretty lame lol.
Only thing that bug me about this all is when your playing ranked and team mates are too busy chatting about fucking skins instead of concentrating on the match it self :\
“BLAh blah rare this, rare that, blah blah I bet 10 cases on this and got that, blah blah want this case for that case, wow cool skin man blah blah