You thought no new video games would come out this week. You thought your wallet was safe. You were wrong!
(Nah, you were right -- most of these games are terrible. Except Marvin's Mittens. That looks cool.)
bit Dungeon II (PC)
What is it? A 2D, top-down rogue-like inspired by Zelda, Dark Souls and Diablo. Should you care? Seems like there are so many other games like this. Hard to recommend this one specifically.
Clash of Puppets (PC)
What is it? This is like a b-movie-style hack and slash game with the aesthetic of Animal Crossing. Should you care? It looks alright. It really is slim pickings this week.
THE KING OF FIGHTERS '98 ULTIMATE MATCH FINAL EDITION
What is it? Ah look, it's King of Fighters. Great game, but you know the drill. Should you care? Man, the length of this name and the fact it's in all caps really offends me. So I can't give this my seal of approval. If you're a fan of the series that won't matter!
What is it? A side-scrolling RPG set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where your decisions are permanent. Should you care? This sounds pretty fascinating, but I feel as though I don't know enough about it.
Marvin's Mittens (PC)
What is it? This is an inspiring little game in which you cannot die. It's about having an adventure. I really want to play this. Should you care? It looks gorgeous. It seems interesting. Might be the game to buy this week if you desperately need to buy something.
Motorcycle Club (PS4)
What is it? Wasn't this supposed to come out last week? I'm sure I featured this last week. Never mind. Should you care? Nah, probably not.
What is it? A tactical combat RPG style thing. Should you care? This has major typos in the actual trailer for the game, like in-game typos. Seems a bit naff.
Buying anything? Did we miss something? Let us know in the comments below.