New Bayonetta Browser Game Is Balls-Hard

New Bayonetta Browser Game Is Balls-Hard

It’s pretty well-documented that at least one lead developer at Platinum is deeply in love with old-school games. So it’s not all that surprising that they made a retro-styled shooter starring the studio’s biggest action star. Also not surprising: it’s really freakin’ tough.

Announced today via a tweet from Platinum’s JP Kellams, the bite-sized Bayonetta release is called Angel Land and can be found on the 404 page of the studio’s official website. It’s a simply-presented 2D jump-and-shoot affair without any sidescrolling movement but browser Bayo definitely isn’t as easy as it looks. You can get there but entering any sort of non-resolving tag for the Platinum Games site — like “” — which makes it perfect for trolling with fake URLs. ”“, anyone?


  • Wait, are we talking about deflated balls, balls balls, or steel balls? I mean, what the heck does “balls hard” even mean anyway?

  • Almost cracked 10000.. trick seems to be to just constantly spam shoot as fast as humanly possible, filling the sky constantly with bullets and hope they strike a target. great way to wear out a keyboard or 2 😛

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