Friends. I have a problem. A Metroid Prime problem.
Can someone stage an intervention?
I need help.
10 Things I Hate About Metroid Prime
I hate the way you look so good But came out in 2002. I hate the way the in-game visor Reflects those eyes so blue. I hate that you are 16:9 I hate WiiMote controls I hate the way your world design Is tighter than Dark Souls. I hate that 12 years later There has never been a game Even remotely like you I hate your stupid name. I hate that I’m not playing now I hate the bloody morph ball But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, Not at all.
Don't ever leave me.