Cities: Skylines hasn’t even been out for a week and already the game’s selection of mods is becoming overwhelming. Some of these mods are great, and genuinely add worthwhile new content to the base experience! Most, however, seem to cater towards one thing: road porn.
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Oh, don’t roll your eyes. We’re not talking about roads shaped as dicks. This game appeals to a classier demographic.
The type that can appreciate that once you strip away all the buildings and trees and policies, Cities Skylines is all about highway ramps and roundabouts and *ngghh* elevated roundabouts with ramps.
There are already 4000 items listed under “intersections” in the Steam Workshop. 4000! In less than a week (there are 12,000 mods in general, which is staggering in itself)! A lot of the better ones, like the examples above and below, have been made by Timboh, but there are thousands more you can scroll through if you want to turn your own city into a haven for asphalt erotica.
My personal favourite, though, is this elevated pedestrian walkway (below), which is the first and last thing I’m going to be thinking of as I drift off to sleep tonight. It does so much with so little!
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6 responses to “Cities: Skyline’s Mods Are Already Going Crazy With Road Porn”
*Sploosh*
mmm, look at all those naughty intersections with their tight curves being penetrated by all that dirty dirty traffic
i genuinely lol’d. not one of those fake internet comment lols, a real one.
I had completely forgotten about walkways and now i have a solution for the intersection which keeps getting flooded with pedestrians from my metro which causes traffic jams – thanks kotaku!
Brb *fap fap fap*
Seriously inspiring stuff… I can’t wait to keep playing this when I have free time… Oh. I… I don’t have any free time till next week :'(
The raised walkway is probably inspired by this…
https://bicycledutch.wordpress.com/2012/08/23/spectacular-new-floating-cycle-roundabout/