“Are you ready to have some fun?” asks Paula Deen, as the rest of the world slowly backs away. Paula Deen now has a video game, and it’s called Paula Deen’s Recipe Quest. It’s a match-3 game because, of course, it’s a match-3 game. She has also produced a “commercial” for it.
There are so many great things about this commercial. What’s up with the terrible aspect ratio?
Is it just me, or are there some sexual undertones to this video?
I’m feeling a little uncomfortable. Maybe it’s time to end this story.
AHHH! You scared me, Paula. Doesn’t it feel like she’s staring right at you?
Stop it, Paula.
NO.
This isn’t funny anymore.
I’M GOING HOME.
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8 responses to “Paula Deen’s New Game Commercial Is Totally Bats**t”
jesus christ
Ahh Paula Deen. A heart equally filled with cholesterol and racism 😉
Can’t believe this woman still gets work after that apparently career-ending scandal.
So, is the racism DLC or with pre-orders only?
I wonder if there’ll be a separate download link for ‘whites’ and ‘non-whites’.
Isn’t she that crazy woman who wanted black people dressed as slaves for something?
Yup. That’s her. She wanted a restaurant that looked like an old southern plantation. Complete with an all black wait staff dressed in watermelon coloured uniforms serving mint julips.
“IT’S NOT FLOUR IN THE BOWL! IT’S MY BLOW!”
I’m guessing there’ll be no ‘urban’ cuisine…