Anders Christian “Rullox” Johannsen, a veteran Counter-Strike player from Denmark, is lucky to be alive today after having his throat cut. Jesus.
Ekstra Bladet (via Daily Dot) report that Johannsen — a former member of Viborg Vipers, but no longer a top-level player today — was attacked when he tried to intervene in an argument between a young man and woman at club over the weekend. He stepped in when he saw the woman pushed into some tables and chairs; after helping her up the man, who is only 18, reportedly pulled out a knife and slashed Johannsen’s throat before fleeing the scene.
As you can see from the pic, it’s one hell of a scar, with Johannsen only surviving because the cut missed his artery by two millimetres.
Amazingly, Johannsen told MX that he barely felt the blow, and tried to chase after his attacker, unaware of the severity of the wound. It was only when two bouncers saw him run out onto the street, blood spewing from his throat, that he was stopped and emergency services contacted.
The accused attacker has since been arrested, leaving Johannsen to recover. And talk shit about him on Facebook, writing “For the giant loser who tried to cut my throat in the night. I hope you fall over on the scooter without a helmet. Karma will fuck you!”
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12 responses to “Counter-Strike Player Survives Having His Throat Cut”
Of course he couldn’t catch him. He was running with a knife
Well played.
Today the internet is yours.
Ahaha indeed you win the internet today Decoy!
That’s gold mate
I couldn’t explain this to anyone at work, solid gold.
*bows down to Decoy* Well played sir.
You win the interwebs.
reminds me of this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2003338/Sean-Bean-stabbed-arm-following-row-glamour-model-April-Summers.html
Wow, that looks nasty. Looks like he was extremely lucky, he could have been killed. Good on him for standing up for someone that needed it! I hope they catch the asshole.
edit: So they did get the guy. Awesome.
“The accused attacker has since been arrested, leaving Johannsen to recover”
Ahh excellent, thanks, apparently I read too fast.
At least he didn’t get teabagged afterwards.