Jurassic World Continues To Be Powerfully Stupid. I’m OK With This.


Riding on a motorcycle alongside a team of trained velociraptors is a scenario ripped from the absolute deepest depths of Jurassic Park fan-fiction, and this idea that someone would ‘invent’ a new dinosaur for a theme park? It’s complete garbage. But somehow I’m still OK with Jurassic World. Just.

I mean, it’s going to be terrible. Surely we’re all aware of that. But is it going to be terri-bad or terri-good? That’s up for debate. At the moment I’m leaning ever-so-slightly to terri-good but it’s on the precipice.

Mostly I’m really excited about the giant alligator dinosaur. I’m so down for that thing.


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