This was originally going to be an article ranking characters’ idle animations in Heroes of the Storm. But then I couldn’t stop staring at Azmodan’s chest. Can you?
Just look at those things!
I guess he was sporting some hefty man-jewellery in that first trailer for Diablo III:
(hence the terrified reaction)
But I don’t remember them being quite so impressive in the actual game:
Certainly not as hard-to-ignore and impossible-to-forget as they are in Heroes of the Storm:
Look closer…
…closer…
just a little bit closer…
OK, OK. Too close!
The only thing I can really compare Azmodan’s new nipple rings to, size-wise and fashion-wise, is Wendy’s jewellery in Mario Kart 8:
In conclusion, “Azmodan’s Nipple Rings” should totally be a special item in Heroes of the Storm. Oh, wait, Heroes doesn’t have in-game items like League of Legends and Dota 2. Dammit!
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7 responses to “Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings”
I could eat a can of alphabet soup and vomit a better article than this
What? But “Character in a video game has somewhat exaggerated fashion accessory” is such a big story. That almost never happens! It definitely needs a “funny” “article” “written” about it.
…that’s way too many sarcasm-quotes for one sentence, I apologise.
There is no such thing as too much sarcasm, why the mere idea is quite laughable….
ha.
I would totally click on that article… That said doesn’t say much given I fell for this click-bait >.
I heard nova has a nipple ring to…
I heard it wasn’t in her nipple…
Why is this an article? The Bloat from Killing Floor 2 *not* having nipple rings and people wanting them back is news, this isn’t even a dead donkey article.
“Oh, wait, Heroes doesn’t have in-game items like League of Legends and Dota 2. Thankfully!”
Fixed.