This was originally going to be an article ranking characters' idle animations in Heroes of the Storm. But then I couldn't stop staring at Azmodan's chest. Can you?
Just look at those things!
I guess he was sporting some hefty man-jewellery in that first trailer for Diablo III:
(hence the terrified reaction)
But I don't remember them being quite so impressive in the actual game:
Certainly not as hard-to-ignore and impossible-to-forget as they are in Heroes of the Storm:
just a little bit closer...
OK, OK. Too close!
The only thing I can really compare Azmodan's new nipple rings to, size-wise and fashion-wise, is Wendy's jewellery in Mario Kart 8:
In conclusion, "Azmodan's Nipple Rings" should totally be a special item in Heroes of the Storm. Oh, wait, Heroes doesn't have in-game items like League of Legends and Dota 2. Dammit!