Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

This was originally going to be an article ranking characters' idle animations in Heroes of the Storm. But then I couldn't stop staring at Azmodan's chest. Can you?

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

Just look at those things!

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

I guess he was sporting some hefty man-jewellery in that first trailer for Diablo III:

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

(hence the terrified reaction)

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

But I don't remember them being quite so impressive in the actual game:

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

Certainly not as hard-to-ignore and impossible-to-forget as they are in Heroes of the Storm:

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

Look closer...

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

...closer...

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

just a little bit closer...

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

OK, OK. Too close!

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

The only thing I can really compare Azmodan's new nipple rings to, size-wise and fashion-wise, is Wendy's jewellery in Mario Kart 8:

Heroes Of The Storm Has Some Incredible Nipple Rings

In conclusion, "Azmodan's Nipple Rings" should totally be a special item in Heroes of the Storm. Oh, wait, Heroes doesn't have in-game items like League of Legends and Dota 2. Dammit!


Comments

    I could eat a can of alphabet soup and vomit a better article than this

      What? But "Character in a video game has somewhat exaggerated fashion accessory" is such a big story. That almost never happens! It definitely needs a "funny" "article" "written" about it.

      ...that's way too many sarcasm-quotes for one sentence, I apologise.

        There is no such thing as too much sarcasm, why the mere idea is quite laughable....

        ha.

      I would totally click on that article... That said doesn't say much given I fell for this click-bait >.

    Why is this an article? The Bloat from Killing Floor 2 *not* having nipple rings and people wanting them back is news, this isn't even a dead donkey article.

    "Oh, wait, Heroes doesn’t have in-game items like League of Legends and Dota 2. Thankfully!"

    Fixed.

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