This Is Doug Bowser, Nintendo's New VP Of Sales

This is Doug Bowser, Nintendo of America's new VP of Sales. Yes, Nintendo hired a guy named Doug BOWSER.

In the words of one Cosmo Kramer; "That's like an ice cream man named Cone!" The company claims he is "no relation to the King Koopa and Mario's nemesis." Uh huh.


    Bet they didn't even interview him. Just saw his name on the top of his resume and went "He's hired!"

    His office is located on a rickety bridge above a pit of lava.

    Where are you hiding the princes? Bet he has a dungeon in his office.

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