Fake Nintendo E3 Leak Generator Reveals Zelda: Mountain Of Poultry

Fake Nintendo E3 Leak Generator Reveals Zelda: Mountain Of Poultry

I’m not sure what excites me more — Star Fox Colon, Mario Shooting, TLOZ: Mountain of Poultry or a web page that generates fake Nintendo E3 Direct lineup leaks every time I refresh it.

Every year around this time internet hoaxters spend hours putting together fake versions of documents that would never exist in the first place in order to generate faux pre-E3 hype. The Nintendo Digital Event document generator found at http://tane.us/nintendo/ (via Destructoid) lets fans quickly generate their own outlandish rumours, cutting out the middleman.

Seems legit to me. I mean sure, Cammie Dunaway hasn’t worked for Nintendo since 2010, but if anything could bring her back it’s Donkey Kong Country Washer.

Give the generator a go and share your favourite fake Nintendo game titles below!


  • Pumped for Star Fox Wine and The Legend of Zelda: Canoe of Taiwan, and Paper Tiger Armenian sounds like a promising new IP.

  • I just played the Demo, the fn gold Cuckoo boss is ridiculous, very souls esk. Also better with Kinect

  • I’m really looking forward to The Legend of Zelda: Ophthalmologist of the Week.

  • Personally, I’m looking forward to Redundant Treatment although Convenient Eggplant Plus has promise

  • Star Fox Calf
    Star Fox Nut U
    Super Donkey Kong End
    Metroid: Adorable (Working Title)
    Metroid: Horizontal
    Metroid: Video-taped
    Yarn Great-grandfather Adult Online
    The Legend of Zelda: Wet Illegal
    The Legend of Zelda: The Pleasure of Shirt
    The Legend of Zelda: Energetic Muscle
    Wii Libra U
    Autonomous Muscle

    so….after using the generator 3 times…I….yeah I’ll just leave this here…

  • I’m looking forward to playing:
    Metroid: Sheep
    Mario Roller Skating Online
    Yarn Splatoon 8
    The Legend of Zelda: Mall of Poison
    Scornful Custard

    I really want to know the premise of scornful custard.

  • Three zelda games
    The Legend of Zelda: Bladder of Ophthalmologist HD for the 3ds
    The Legend of Zelda: The Lipstick of Computer for the Wiiu
    and The Legend of Zelda: Protestant Cycle for the NX.

  • Im hypes for zelda tight utensils and the cathedral of jogging. Also donkey kings country ambulance sounds fun

  • woah bruh cant for the new TLOZ games called Silly Country and Encouraging Employer especially the part where Princess Zelda is a part of the Illuminati!

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