Fan Theory Uses Super Mario To Predict Jurassic Galaxy

Fan Theory Uses Super Mario To Predict Jurassic Galaxy

These can't be a coincidence, right? Stop looking at me like that. I'm not crazy!

Jurassic World comes today in theatres. I'll be there at 10 p.m. with a beer sneaked in through my wife's purse. I also love Mario games. Maybe, just maybe, there's a way merge those two worlds. This "theory" comes courtesy of Hamish on Tumblr, who managed to connect the dots:

(I tried to embed the post, but unfortunately, Kinja wouldn't accept the HTML. Sorry!)

Fan Theory Uses Super Mario To Predict Jurassic Galaxy

That's... that's...

Fan Theory Uses Super Mario To Predict Jurassic Galaxy

I may need to sit down. In a way, was Capcom really predicting Jurassic Galaxy all along with Dino Crisis 3? You know, the third game in the Dino Crisis series that put dinosaurs in SPACE?

Fan Theory Uses Super Mario To Predict Jurassic Galaxy

Yep, that's the game. (Also, how have I never played Dino Crisis 3? I don't care if it's terrible.)

Can anyone help me out here?

ANYONE?

PLEASE?

Oh, hello.

Fan Theory Uses Super Mario To Predict Jurassic Galaxy

Ah, that's better.

(Yes, I realise the theory doesn't really hold up, and you'd have to ignore a bunch of other Mario games. It's just for fun, folks.)


Comments

    No, if you were following that line of thinking, the next one wouldn't be Jurassic Galaxy, it'd be Jurassic 64. Followed by Jurassic: Sunshine, then Jurassic Galaxy, Jurassic Galaxy 2 and Jurassic 3D World

      Jurassic: Sunshine sounds awesome, do want.

      You forgot Jurassic World 2: Yoshi's Island.

    Really? They just found real Dino DNA in eleven samples with intact protiens. This is going to be weaponized within a decade. Like when elon musk combines the nasa hall effect thruster with a single pilot pod with hexahonal solar array 'wings' and builds a tie fighter you can fly around the moon and back to the iss.

    Using "Mainline" Super Mario Games as a template:
    Jurassic Park.
    Jurassic Park. 2: The Lost World
    Jurassic Park. 3
    Jurassic Park Land
    Jurassic Park World
    Jurassic Park Land 2: 6 Golden Raptors
    Jurassic Park World 2: T-Rex's Island
    Jurassic Park 64
    Jurassic Park Sunshine
    New Jurassic Park.
    Jurassic Park Galaxy
    New Jurassic Park. Wii
    Jurassic Park Galaxy 2
    Jurassic Park 3D Land
    New Jurassic Park. 2
    New Jurassic Park. U
    Jurassic Park 3D World

    Spin offs:
    Dr. T-Rex
    Jurassic Kart
    Jurassic Paper Park
    Jurassic Park Party

    Last edited 12/06/15 10:37 pm

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