These can’t be a coincidence, right? Stop looking at me like that. I’m not crazy!
Jurassic World comes today in theatres. I’ll be there at 10 p.m. with a beer sneaked in through my wife’s purse. I also love Mario games. Maybe, just maybe, there’s a way merge those two worlds. This “theory” comes courtesy of Hamish on Tumblr, who managed to connect the dots:
(I tried to embed the post, but unfortunately, Kinja wouldn’t accept the HTML. Sorry!)
That’s… that’s…
I may need to sit down. In a way, was Capcom really predicting Jurassic Galaxy all along with Dino Crisis 3? You know, the third game in the Dino Crisis series that put dinosaurs in SPACE?
Yep, that’s the game. (Also, how have I never played Dino Crisis 3? I don’t care if it’s terrible.)
Can anyone help me out here?
ANYONE?
PLEASE?
Oh, hello.
Ah, that’s better.
(Yes, I realise the theory doesn’t really hold up, and you’d have to ignore a bunch of other Mario games. It’s just for fun, folks.)
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16 responses to “Fan Theory Uses Super Mario To Predict Jurassic Galaxy”
No, if you were following that line of thinking, the next one wouldn’t be Jurassic Galaxy, it’d be Jurassic 64. Followed by Jurassic: Sunshine, then Jurassic Galaxy, Jurassic Galaxy 2 and Jurassic 3D World
Jurassic: Sunshine sounds awesome, do want.
New Jurassic Wii!
You forgot New Super Jurassic Bros. U
Of course, how silly of me.
I’m hanging out for Paper Jurassic.
It’s the A4 Rex!!!!!
He’s eating the velocirigami!
Omg look at all the Dinostraws!
You forgot Jurassic World 2: Yoshi’s Island.
as long as there is a cloned dinosaur Jason X hybrid I am game.
Mario and the Clonasaurus
This wins!
Really? They just found real Dino DNA in eleven samples with intact protiens. This is going to be weaponized within a decade. Like when elon musk combines the nasa hall effect thruster with a single pilot pod with hexahonal solar array ‘wings’ and builds a tie fighter you can fly around the moon and back to the iss.
Using “Mainline” Super Mario Games as a template:
Jurassic Park.
Jurassic Park. 2: The Lost World
Jurassic Park. 3
Jurassic Park Land
Jurassic Park World
Jurassic Park Land 2: 6 Golden Raptors
Jurassic Park World 2: T-Rex’s Island
Jurassic Park 64
Jurassic Park Sunshine
New Jurassic Park.
Jurassic Park Galaxy
New Jurassic Park. Wii
Jurassic Park Galaxy 2
Jurassic Park 3D Land
New Jurassic Park. 2
New Jurassic Park. U
Jurassic Park 3D World
Spin offs:
Dr. T-Rex
Jurassic Kart
Jurassic Paper Park
Jurassic Park Party
I am totally keen on “Jurassic Park Party”