Movie director Uwe Boll is upset, because you didn’t give him any money. You selfish bastards.
In a new YouTube video titled “Fuck You All,” Boll lashes out for people who would rather fund “retarded wizard in the forest” movies than his project Rampage 3: No Mercy.
Uwe Boll, famous (infamous?) for his movie adaptations of video games, first tried to crowdfund Postal 2, the sequel to his cinematic adaptation of the Running with Scissors game, on Kickstarter in 2013. He failed.
Boll’s Postal 2 Kickstarter only raised $US29,977 of his $US500,000 goal.
After that, Boll tried to crowdfund Rampage 3: No Mercy on Indiegogo. He failed, raising only $US6375 of the $US100,000 goal.
He also launched a Kickstarter for Rampage 3. There are only three days to go. It’s raised €22,677 of its €50,000 goal. Maybe this YouTube meltdown will help! In the past, Boll’s talent has always been securing funding, even if he does come off as slightly unhinged.
Sorry, slightly?
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43 responses to “Uwe Boll To Everyone: ‘F**k You All’”
Ahahaha.
Hahahah.
Haaahahaha.
Fuck off.
If he’d make a good movie, and not continue to taint the adaptations of video games for a nickel, maybe he might have better success. Only movie of his I remember enjoying was Alone in the Dark
Rampage 3 is an important movie…..
I didn’t know about the first two.
Fuck you right back, Uwe *blows kiss*
It’s not my fault you’re shit, Boll.
No. Your attempt via Kickstarter failed as with the others. And again, it’s to do with the man in the mirror.
Kickstarter has fantastically succeeded beyond my wildest expectations
You can almost taste the salty tears
Ahahahaha I’m so happy that this failed for him
There was a Rampage 2? Or a Rampage?
there was, though they are not game based but actual movies. Jim sterling did a movie defence force review of the first one and found it to be not shit or terrible but decent
Jim Sterling defended a Uwe Boll movie… Well, there’s another undeniable piece of evidence that Sterling is an idiot.
If he’d had a Kickstarter to raise a few hundred grand to fuck off and never make another movie again, he would have raised the money easily. But now he’s gonna do it for free anyway? Bonus!
His loss is our gain.
Didn’t he make one of those retarted “wizard in the forrest movies”?
Yup, http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/
Wow, 3.8/10! HAHAHAHA!
Everyone hates you Uwe!
That movie had some great fights. Some of Statham’s best work. He even shows off some boot, which is a bit unusual for him.
They were utterly out of place, and essentially medieval power rangers, but they were still fun. The rest of the movie not so much.
Woohoo and
HAHAAAHAHHA
Uwe boll, let us list your crimes against both movies & gaming:
1. You have made terrible films
2. When making those films, you exploited a german film tax loophole, where YOU didn’t pay the game developers to get the rights to their product
3. You then used as little of the film budget on the actual film, whilst taking away the majority of the budget and adding it to your own wealth
these crimes then make you as corrupt as fifa officials in the the latest fifa scandal
“I want to do Rampage 3 becuase it is an important movie” hahahahahahahahaha that’s gold
The very definition of ‘entitlement’.
YAY hopefully no more shit coming from him.
Perhaps now we might actually get some good game adaption movies.
I like how his asking price keeps getting lower, I think if he persists he may get successful funding asking for a pie and drink
Let’s be honest… even that is asking too much for a Boll shitfest.
I am so happy he didn’t get his hands on Halo.
Maybe if you actually made a good movie with respect for the source material and less for pure tax evasion (See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZOby9yQAOM ) then you would have an easier time getting the money for future projects.
A stopped clock is right twice a day…
The “U Mad Bro” image comes to mind…
Maybe if he didn’t make shit movies his campaigns would have been more successful?
The postal movie he made was actually pretty good, Was exactly what a postal movie should have been. 90 mins of pure retardation. Was the only game he ever did justice tho. the rest were painful.
Ahh, I’d always felt kinda sorry for him. I always figured… it would kind of sting to try really hard and never get the credit. And even if the video-game adaptation movies weren’t, uh… to my taste, at least he was making them. Videos like this kind of dampen my empathy a tad.
I fucking love Uwe Boll. The only two movies of his I like are Tunnel Rats and the first Rampage (EDIT: And Bloodrayne, so that’s three), but I don’t care, I love him. I love his attitude, I love his anti-Hollywood tirades, and I love the fact he just doesn’t give a fuck. It’s awesome how he can stir the pot the way he does. The world needs more people like Uwe Boll 🙂
Schadenfreude motherfucker!
I’m confused.
Hasn’t every movie he’s made, based on a video game, essentially been a “Fuck You” ?
Yes, especially if you’re a fan of the game or just like coherent movies.
Tax laws in germany change so you don’t get mega tax write offs for movies that bomb hey?
His other rant is even better:
That man is terrifying. It’s hard to believe that he can hold such a high opinion of his work when literally everyone who sees something he’s made tells him that it’s… well, not very good.
Uwe Boll makes movies for $0 and takes probably a lot of the profits.
Any money that gets raised/funded for his movies he spends and then claims it back based on a German tax law that allows all costs for film-making to be 100% tax deductable.
So this is pretty despicable.
Also, any movie he makes is awful so I don’t know why he continues like this.
It all makes sense now that I’ve heard MatPat’s fantastic video on why video game movies just suck. – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZOby9yQAOM
I have always if Boll has some sort of mental illness – seriously. He makes horrinle movies, tells people to F off and them wonders why no one likes him or his films. Is he really that detached from reality?
Makes bad movie
No one likes it
Tells them to F off
Asks people for money to make next terrible movie
Fails and tells everyone to F off
Really Boll? Bite the hand that feeds you, what a great way to convince people to give you their money! Hahaha on he is delusional.
what an idiot lol
I love that youtube automagically let me watch this rant in 60fps. Truly what an age we live in.
Best Uwe Boll’s film yet. Only complaint is that is a bit too short, I’d have gladly spent another 5 minutes watching the guy savaging the remains of his career.
9.5/10. Comedy of the year.