Honest Trailers Is Exceptionally Kind To The Super Mario Bros Movie

10 responses to “Honest Trailers Is Exceptionally Kind To The Super Mario Bros Movie”

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   king_rocket

   July 23, 2015 at 12:51 pm

   While the movie isn’t a good Mario Brothers movie it is just so gloriously oddball I can’t but help but love it. I mean Dennis hopper is just so into playing King Koopa, he could have phoned it in but instead he took the part and ran with it.

   Plus Bob Hoskins was a pretty great fit for Mario all the script issues aside.

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   1. 

      mushaconvoy

      July 23, 2015 at 2:01 pm

      Not as good as Ron Jeremy

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   markymarkandthenotsofunkybunch

   July 23, 2015 at 1:09 pm

   10-Year-Old me loved this movie…

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      mrtaco

      July 23, 2015 at 1:45 pm

      Approaching-30-year-old-me still loves this movie 😛

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         voxgecko

         July 23, 2015 at 2:04 pm

         Preach!

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   2. 

      transientmind

      July 23, 2015 at 2:45 pm

      My youthful self considered this to be a major setback for Nintendo in the console wars. Sega fans would point to it and laugh. And point to the cartoon and laugh. And yet they had two cartoons, BOTH of which were awesome in different ways! *clenches fist angrily* Damn that hedgehog.

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         darren

         July 24, 2015 at 9:14 am

         Sega also had that sort of theme park place in Sydney. Never went there but really wanted to. What was it like?

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            transientmind

            July 24, 2015 at 9:20 am

            Ugh. I forgot about that! Never went myself, either.

            I would say, “At least we won the war,” but the fall of Sega hasn’t been pretty.

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   3. 

      Arcane Azmadi

      July 23, 2015 at 10:49 pm

      Gotta admit, I liked it as a kid too. Because when you’re a kid, you’re stupid and you have no taste. But yeah, it’s not THAT bad if you pretend it isn’t a Super Mario Bros. adaptation and just treat it as its own movie. Then it’s only MOSTLY bad, in that so-bad-it’s-good sense.

      Plus the soundtrack was awesome. ‘Almost Unreal’ by Roxette kicks infinite amounts of ass.

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3. 

   mariofanatic64

   July 23, 2015 at 7:41 pm

   Calling Yoshi a Jurassic Park rip-off is a bit heavy-handed when the film was released two weeks before Jurassic Park, but hey, nobody cares about that.

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   Daniel_IC1P

   July 24, 2015 at 4:18 pm

   It wasnt so much a theme park, as it was a giant arcade with built in rollercoaster.

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