Cosplay gets shared around on the internet like the flu at your local convention, but when there's so much out there, what really makes a cosplay worth sharing? When all the contestants in a cosplay competition look so impressive, how does anyone ever pick the best? On behalf of all the cosplayers who go the extra mile for their art, I'm here to help you to develop a refined and sophisticated taste for costumes.
A few years ago I put together a Daenerys costume, sometime between the end of season one and the release of season two of Game of Thrones. I wish I could say I did it before it was cool, but I really didn't — I did it at the height of Khaleesi-mania, because I'm really slow at putting costumes together.
I searched for weeks for the perfect woven fabric, and ended up having to extensively alter, fringe and texture the fabric I did buy. I commissioned a bronzesmith for a replica brooch and wrecked my hands cutting, hammering and filing sheet bronze to make Dany's dothraki belt. A couple of hundred dollars' worth of leather went into that costume, but it wasn't the material cost that made it valuable to me, it was the hundreds of hours of hand working and detailing. When the moment of truth came and I finally wore it to a convention, well… I was just another blonde girl in burlap and leather pants among many, many others.
I wouldn't have minded the relative obscurity if it wasn't for another costume I made a couple of months later. It was the day before a convention and I had already finished my costume for the Saturday (which in the cosplay community is known as a 'miracle') but was still lacking anything new to wear on the Sunday. Being only a few weeks after E3, the internet was still having a collective aneurysm over Wii Fit Trainer's inclusion in the new Smash Bros roster, and the costume seemed easy enough to put together. One short trip to Kmart later, I had everything I needed for what I thought was a last minute gag costume. The most effort I spent on this costume was the two hours I took painting myself (and a good part of my bathroom floor) white, and I only took ten minutes out of my con day to snap a few quick photos in front of a white wall.
Image: Hayley Elise
When I uploaded them, the internet went crazy. You'd think they'd never seen a pale girl in yoga pants before. I scored my first Daily Deviation on DeviantArt, had my photos shared hundreds of times on Facebook and Tumblr, and even here on Kotaku — which is great and all, but I couldn't help but wish that it was my 18 month long project, not my half-hour one that had been featured. Eventually I came to the conclusion that the internet just doesn't know what good cosplay looks like.
So here I am to show you what it looks like when cosplayers go above and beyond in their pursuit of costuming perfection. Cosplay is like fine wine — meaning I'm going to explain it using a bunch of fancy sounding words that I may have made up, but you're welcome to steal for next time you want to sound like you know what you're on about.
Kantus by Jarman Props
When every second cosplayer is in the process of building intricate armour suits, it takes a lot to actually stand out. Meet Jarman Props, the crazy genius who has been building a full armoured Kantus from Gears of War out of foam, spare parts, and the odd 3D printed detail. And when I say foam, I don't mean some fancy, expensive, specialty-designed material, but rather those puzzle-piece floor mats that you can get at your local Bunnings.
One misconception about amazing cosplay is that you have to spend a month's wages just to make anything worth wearing — everyone's seen the extravagant reports of cosplayers who spent thousands making the perfect costume but the truth of it is that cosplayers are, by definition, perpetually broke. The cheaper materials you can use, the better. A work in progress shot of one of Kantus's bracers shows materials that you might have been given for a primary school craft day, including nylon twine and brightly coloured craft foam.
For all its insane details, my favourite part of Jarman's Kantus build is the way he chose to go about making it. Looking back through his portfolio makes it clear that Jarman is no stranger to difficult builds including sculpting and resin casting, yet he decided to go with a cheaper, lower tech build — and still came out with something that wouldn't look out of place on a major movie set.
Koi Nami by Néréide Cosplay
It has to be something in the water. The League of Legends community is an interesting one, but it is nothing if not dedicated to its games, making it entirely unsurprising that the MOBA's huge cast of characters is eventually going to lead to some incredible costumes. Néréide Cosplay was evidently so inspired by League's token mermaid character that she decided to cast herself a full-sized, scaled bodysuit, complete with tail. Wait a sec — I know I only just said that I liked Jarman's costume specifically because he didn't cast it, but now I'm saying I like Néréide's just because she did.
Just a look at Néréide's progress pictures shows how she went the extra mile to put this costume together, from individually laying out the thousands of scales that go into Nami's skin texture, to making the world's hugest plaster mould, to casting sheets and sheets worth of silicone scaling up with which to build the final bodysuit.
Silicone, for the uninitiated, is one of those materials that cosplayers try to avoid at all costs — it's sticky, difficult and ridiculously expensive, and it's likely to fail to cure if you so much as look at it the wrong way. Seeing a cosplayer get elbow deep in it for the sake of a perfect costume is definitely worthy of respect — and the fact that she took her photos in an actual koi pond is just an added bonus.
Miss Kitty Mouse by Major Sam Cosplay
Sometimes a cosplay doesn't have to be covered in armour, scales or even flashy LEDs to be good — though unfortunately it usually needs one of these elements to stand out. For a hobby that is assumed to mostly involve sewing, well-sewn costumes really don't get the spotlight as often as they should. Sewing is one of those things that gets taken for granted, right up until the moment where you have to do it yourself. For those who have never touched a sewing machine, I can guarantee that even the relatively simple task of sewing a single straight line can be a challenge for the ages.
Major Sam is one of those odd cosplayers who actually knows how to sew — the rest of us are just making it up as we go, and using hot glue to patch it up when that fails. Not only did she create a fully boned bodysuit, she also hand sewed its thousands of sequins and beads, not to mention the perfect 'tail' of ostrich feathers. Is Major Sam's costume a literal depiction of our favourite sexy cartoon mouse? Not at all. Does it capture the character's essence regardless? Hell yes.
Now, I could go on about amazing costumes all day, but by this point you should have enough information to become a truly discerning cosplay connoisseur yourself. Go forth across the internet and seek out the best of the best — and please, feel free to forget that Wii Fit Trainer was ever a thing that I cosplayed.