Killing Yoshi to save your own skin is a time-honored tradition in Mario. Noble players who decide against ruthlessness do exist, though.
Those of you who play Mario Maker know about a popular type of level that has the player sacrificing Yoshi to make particularly tricky jumps. Then, in a poopy twist, the levels typically like to make you feel bad for “murdering” Yoshi even though someone else designed the level to be played that way in the first way. It was clever the first time I came across a level like that, but now it’s just cliche and annoying.
JayHez apparently had enough of that type of BS, and instead decided to see if he could beat one of these horrible Yoshi levels without killing any Yoshi — all in a sort of “fuck you” directed toward the creator of the level. The result is this hilarity, which you simply must watch:
Choosing the paragon option can be delicious indeed.
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