Who said cakes have do be made of sugar and spice and crap like that? Behold, meat cakes.
Like this happy person. See, many Japanese people celebrate birthdays at yakiniku ("grilled meat") restaurants. Instead of ordering sweet cakes, some establishments are offering plates of raw beef, pork or chicken arranged to look like cakes. Meat cakes!
This is apparently from a Tokyo restaurant's menu.
Some people are even making them at home, apparently, or with cooked meat. There doesn't appear to be hard and fast rules in the world of meat cakes. Yet.
Top photo: tontsu_yakiniku