This Online Program Decides Your Favourite Video Games Of All Time

It’ll legitimately take longer than writing and sorting your own personalised list, but if you have time to kill and like making really, really difficult choices, this online program will help you create your top 20 video games of all time list.

Its super fun. But it’s also a slow descent into madness. Be warned. Click here and leave your sanity behind.

How does the program work? Essentially it’s presented as a series of choices. It presents you with an endless array of choices: which game do you prefer? Then at the end it creates you a list of your preferences.

The choices become increasingly brutal. Take this one for example:


I sat here for like five whole minutes.

(I chose Super Metroid in the end.)

Then this one. This one was even worse.


I honestly don’t think I can pick between these two games. This made me break down into tears. I honestly put Metroid Prime, A Link To The Past and Dark Souls as my top three games of all time.

Bugger it, I went with A Link To The Past. That was brutal.

Next tough choice was this. This is basically my face-off for Game of the Year 2015.

Also — be warned. It takes a long time. For perspective — I was 55% of the way through and I had made a ridiculous 277 choices.

Things started to get a little easier towards the end, but there were still some humdingers thrown in there…

But then this fucking happened. No. Stop. Stop making me choose. No. GOD NO. PLEASE NO. WHY. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

Why are you doing this to me? Why do you want to hurt me. These choices are ripping apart the molecules of my goddamn humanity.

(I chose Metroid Prime. I hovered the mouse over A Link To The Past for a long time, then I rapidly switched it to Metroid Prime. I think I regret this decision.)

This was the point I sort of figured out that my top 3 would be Metroid Prime, A Link To The Past and Dark Souls.

The end game was near. I could almost sense the choices filtering into my list.

Here, in all it’s glory, was my final list.

1 Metroid Prime
2 Zelda: A Link to the Past
3 Dark Souls
4 Super Metroid
5 Super Mario World
6 Zelda: Ocarina of Time
7 Super Mario Galaxy
8 Halo: Combat Evolved
9 Bloodborne
10 Red Dead Redemption
11 Metal Gear Solid 3
12 Mass Effect 2
13 Journey
14 Super Mario Galaxy 2
15 Metal Gear Solid
16 Metal Gear Solid 4
17 Super Mario 64
18 Halo 3
19 Resident Evil 4
20 Metal Gear Solid 2
21 Metal Gear Solid V
22 Chrono Trigger
23 Assassin’s Creed II
24 Zelda: The Wind Waker
25 Star Wars: KOTOR
26 Shadow of the Colossus
27 Resident Evil
28 Portal 2
29 Resident Evil 2
30 Morrowind
31 Skyrim
32 Zelda: Twilight Princess
33 Uncharted 2
34 Tetris
35 Super Mario Bros. 3
36 Portal
37 The Last of Us
38 Perfect Dark
39 Splatoon
40 Okami
41 Mass Effect
42 Batman: Arkham City
43 Destiny
44 Oblivion
45 Grand Theft Auto V
46 Mario Kart 8
47 Phoenix Wright
48 GoldenEye 007
49 Minecraft
50 Final Fantasy VII
51 GTA: Vice City
52 Sonic the Hedgehog 2
53 Fallout 3
53 Life is Strange
53 Undertale
53 Mass Effect 3
57 Final Fantasy VI
57 Paper Mario: TYD
57 Tales of Symphonia
57 Xenogears
57 Pokemon X/Y
57 Smash Bros. Wii U
57 Planescape: Torment
64 The Witcher 3
65 DK Country 2
66 Zelda: Majora’s Mask
67 Call of Duty 4
67 Dragon Age: Origins
69 Super Mario Maker
70 Final Fantasy XII
70 Valkyria Chronicles
72 Banjo-Kazooie
72 Castlevania: SOTN
74 Smash Bros. Melee
74 Kingdom Hearts II
74 Age of Empires II
74 Pokemon Red/Blue
74 The Walking Dead
74 Final Fantasy VIII
74 Animal Crossing New Leaf
74 Diablo II
74 Demon’s Souls
74 Final Fantasy Tactics
74 Skies of Arcadia
74 Persona 4
74 999
74 Hearthstone
74 Suikoden II
74 Monster Hunter 4U
74 Warcraft III
74 Final Fantasy IX
74 Xenoblade Chronicles
74 Baldur’s Gate II
74 Phoenix Wright: Trials
74 Civilization V
74 Shenmue
74 Super Mario RPG
74 GTA: San Andreas
74 Binding of Isaac Rebirth
74 Fallout: New Vegas
74 Paper Mario
74 EarthBound
74 Team Fortress 2
74 Bayonetta 2
74 Mother 3
74 Silent Hill 2
74 Starcraft
74 Virtue’s Last Reward
109 Half-Life 2
110 BioShock
111 Ratchet & Clank 3
111 Dragon Quest VIII
111 Persona 3
111 Mega Man X
111 Final Fantasy X
111 Pokemon Gold/Silver
111 World Ends with You
111 Fire Emblem: Awakening
111 Cave Story
111 Deus Ex
111 Shovel Knight
111 Chrono Cross
111 BioShock Infinite
111 Borderlands 2
125 Half-Life
126 Kingdom Hearts
126 Final Fantasy IV
126 World of Warcraft

It’s weird. I think this is a good list that does a fairly good job of filtering my own personal tastes. I think if I were to sit down and create a list like this manually, it would look pretty similar.

There are a few exceptions. I think Bloodborne might be a little high, I think Super Mario World is also a little high. I’m surprised to see Splatoon at 39, but I really, really love that game. Towards the bottom end it all gets a little bit messy. There are games I haven’t even played here like Deus Ex and Kingdom Hearts (I know I know).

Regardless, this was a lot of fun. I recommend it. Post your lists below!


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