Stores around the world are overflowing this week with official Star Wars merch. A new book, The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorised Star Wars Kama Sutra, is very much, well, they make its official status pretty clear in the title.
The name says it all. This is a book on sex positions. But instead of featuring creepy fan art, as I’d first feared when clicking on the images, instead it uses action figures to recreate the action. So it’s surprisingly SFW.
The book ditches classics like Splitting Bamboo and The Visitor for positions like “The Bacta Tank”, “Han Shot First”, “Let the Wookiee win”, “Two Girls One Cup… Of Bantha Milk”, and “It’s a Trap!”
Glaring oversights that I’ll give out for free for the sequel: “I Can Take On The Whole Empire Myself”, “You Can’t Do Any Good Back There” and “Small Exhaust Port”.
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12 responses to “Star Wars Kama Sutra Book Is Surprisingly SFW”
“And I thought she smelt bad on the outside”
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this”
“Stay on target”
“There she is, blast her”
“Hoo-tini”
“Size matters not”
Similar “do or do not, there is no try”
Contradicting my previous suggestion…. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
“your eyes deceive you. Do not trust them”
“Great kid. Don’t get cocky”
“Now, witness the power of this fully operational battle station.”
“That… is why you fail.”
“That’s no moon.”
“Laugh it up, fuzzball!”
“No reward is worth this.”
“Your weapon… you will not need it.”
“…Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We’re gonna have company!”
“He is as clumsy as he is stupid!”
“If you’re saying that coming here was a bad idea, I’m starting to agree with you.”
This could go on for a while…
Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?
You feelin like some “I am your father”?
“Its a trap!” really it is.
Rebelscum
“Use the Force”
I love the Author’s name!