Video: I was kidnapping a guy the other night in Assassin's Creed Syndicate and overheard a couple of Londoners engaging in some insult sword fighting. If you ask me, most of the enemies in these games fight like dairy farmers...
Nice Monkey Island Reference, Assassin's Creed
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Oh God. Could this week be more stacked? Horizon. Zero Dawn. Zelda. Breath of the Wild. Torment. Tides of Numenera. The third season of The Walking Dead. And the Nintendo Switch. It's a busy week. Let's break it down.
It's time to play everyone's favourite game, where you enter your address into the NBN checker only to get thoroughly depressed.