Packed with famous burgers, cheese, fries, more cheese, sauce, grilled onions and some cheese, one slice of Foodbeast's In-N-Out Burger Pie contains roughly all of the calories, but that's not the worst part.
The worst part is that I live in the Southeast and haven't had the chance to taste an In-N-Out burger since I went to Los Angeles for E3 1999. Sure I've been out West plenty of times since then, but I'm generally too busy working to enjoy the raw materials of this great and terrible thing.
One might say my geographical location has saved my life. I kinda want to punch that one in the nose for saying it.