Matchmaking in any game can be a strange experience, but there's something about Counter-Strike that just brings out a touch of the crazy in people.
Take this conversation recorded by YouTuber Bazza Gazza. It's just one example of the kind of insanity that you randomly encounter in CS:GO matchmaking on any given day.
The added fun: this nonsense touches on dolphins. I won't spoil the rest of the chat, just enjoy going down the sinkhole below.
The touch of racism aside, I wonder how a dolphin would react to eating a curry. And what type would you feed it? Vindaloo? Rogan Josh?