Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

For some Skyrim players, reading about the Lusty Argonian Maid simply isn't enough.

While Pornhub might be best known for porn that features human actors, those aren't the only videos the website hosts. Along with cartoon porn and hentai videos, Pornhub has a fair amount of machinima -- movies made using digital character models from video games. Nearly any video game franchise you can think of, from Pokémon to Life is Strange, probably has some machinima videos on Pornhub. Instead of featuring real-life humans, these game-centric pornos use digital character models that have been animated or modded to look like they're having sex.

In my quest to cover video game mods more closely, I recently ended up on the Skyrim Pornhub page. It looks like this:

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

More than a hundred videos, many of which have a ton of views. A few have gotten past the million mark. Probably not surprising, right? The game has sold over 20 million copies, and sex mods for it are rather popular, too. But you can't really upload graphic footage of sex mods on YouTube, so it's no wonder modders have sought out alternatives like Pornhub, which, as we know, is happy to host video game footage.Thesemodsalso takealotofwork. Of course people want to show them off somewhere.

What's the porn actually like? Lets take Skyrim - Sex With Serana as an example. It's the second-most watched Skyrim video on Pornhub, clocking in at 1.4 million views. (There is indeed a Lusty Argonian Maid video, but let's stick with Serana for now.)

NSFW Warning! If you don't want to see a bunch of gifs of video game characters banging, turn back now.

Like most porn, Sex With Serana doesn't just jump into the action. No, gentle reader. There is a story here, and that story is that the player is getting married to Serana, a pure-blood vampire. Naturally, the player has to consummate the marriage. Which brings us to this:

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Serana, the good sport that she is, gives the player a wide selection of options:

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Then they hop right to it! And I do mean 'they.' The player is kind of watching from the sidelines here, hence the "TALK TO SERANA" prompt.

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

This is where things really get silly. It's actually pretty hard to make one video game character model "touch" another one, and because of that, the character models don't quite sync with one another in the video. Which means you get, say, a motorboating scene where the breasts clip through the dude's face:

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

And a handjob scene where Serana's hand fuses through the guy's junk:

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Sometimes the guy's dick is rendered with no features beyond a flesh-coloured silhouette:

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

If the camera isn't in the right position, the bodies start disappearing altogether:

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

There's this really mechanical, doll-like quality to the models, too. It's in the animations, I think. Just...look at this man. Look at his head. That shit is hilarious.

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Nevermind the absurd breast physics happening. It's like some invisible force is pinching Serana's nipples and pulling them upward any time she so much as breathes:

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Also: the player-character is doing all this while over-encumbered!

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

I'm guessing that the player was so mesmerised by these absurd breasts that they didn't even notice how much loot they were carrying.

It helps to try not to look too closely to Serana's face. She...kind of looks dead inside, even for a vampire.

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

At one point during the 14 minute video, the perspective changes: you can start seeing the action from the dude's point of view. That leads to my favourite moment in the entire thing: SEARCH CHEST.

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

And that's Skyrim - Sex With Serana for you. It clearly took a fair amount of work, and judging by the number of views it has on PornHub, it seems like a success. Personally, though, it's not really my thing -- I found it almost crossed into the 'so unsexy, it's funny.' I laughed a whole lot while watching it, at least.

I'll leave you with the (obligatory) top-rated comment on the video.

Skyrim Porn Has Gotten Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Comments

    Well between this and Plunketts article... this is something I guess.

    Kotakus being funded by pornhub or something now?

    Imagine how crazy shit would get if he wasn't over encumbered.

      You don't wanna know where he stashed his loot...

      But for a $9.95 membership every month you too can find out!!!!!

    This is inappropriate for this type of website. This and all the other shitty articles relating to porn or sex over the last few months. This is pathetic.

      Careful... I made a similar comment on Plunkets VR sex machine article yesterday and my comment was removed by moderators for not being appropriate.

        That's it. I'm done. #Fuckotaku

        http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kotaku&defid=4209949

        ^ Never has this been more true then the last few years. The slow demoralising slide of this site is too much for me to bare any more, and it was the porn that broke me. ME a red blooded, porn loving male said on this day "This is to much for my gaming news site!".

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