The Practicality Of Video Game Outfits, Reviewed By The Cosplayers Who Wore Them

Earlier in February we asked asked five fashion writers to evaluate the fashion sense of various video game characters — this time we’re looking at the practicality of their outfits, as judged by the people who make and wear these clothes themselves — cosplayers.

Lead image: AmenoKitarou by Lark Visuals

Have you ever looked at a video game character’s dress choice and wondered how the hell they do all the intensely active things they do in-game? Whether its sky-high heels on female characters or men so swathed in belts they hardly look like they can walk (looking at you, Square Enix), cosplayers have a unique first-hand view on the wearability of different outfits.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, many of the outfits rated to be highly practical come from live action media — movies, TV, even theatre. Video games tend to offer the most impractical costumes, while comic books can go either way. Want to see what the cosplayers think? Here are their ratings:

The Best:

Cammy White, Super Street Fighter IV

Worn by: Hayley Elise

A lot of people tend to think that Cammy, queen of wedgie-world, would have a hard time fighting in her scanty costume — but it’s actually one of the most comfortable costumes I own. Of course I cheat a little by including a thick pair of tights to reduce the risk of unwanted flashing, but there’s a reason why Cammy’s costume looks so similar to 80s gym gear — it’s really easy to move in. Not only that, but her military-style boots are nice and flat, and she wears good thick socks to reduce the risk of blisters as well.

The only thing that restricts movement are the gloves, but it would be useful to have that padding if I was punching people all day. Spandex is the active cosplayer’s best friend — I’ve even sparred in this costume. Think of Ned Flanders’ “feels like I’m wearing nothing at all!”

Practicality: 9/10. The only improvement I would make would be to give her a hairstyle that isn’t so heavy and easy to grab in a fight.


Darth Talon, Star Wars

Worn by: Soylent Cosplay

In another example of ‘less is more’, Darth Talon’s costume seems to provide stellar functionality by giving plenty of room to move. While Soylent Cosplay adds that the heavy headpiece does make the costume a literal headache to wear, we can probably assume that Talon herself is a true Twi’lek and not in disguise, making it likely she’d find her costume quite practical.

“Surprisingly, Darth Talon was really easy to move around in and was comfortable (as far as the outfit was concerned), so I can actually see how easy it’d be to fight in it!”

Practicality: 9/10. “Darth Talon doesn’t have pockets, but she doesn’t actually carry anything anyway so she’s a 9 for freedom of movement. If I could add a pocket I’d give her a 10.”

Princess Peach, Mario Series

Worn by: Hayley Elise

While I admittedly won’t be doing any martial arts in it, Princess Peach is the second most practical costume in my armoury. It’s a classic: simple and easy to wear, not too heavy and not too restrictive. While serial upskirters are able to tell that Peach wears a classy pair of red heels, let’s be honest here — she could wear whatever she shoes she wanted under that dress and no one would be the wiser. Need to play some mini-games in Mario Party? Hell yeah, chuck some running shoes on.

Practicality: 8/10. On par with most fancy evening-wear.

Kim Possible, Kim Possible

Worn by: Ardella Cosplay

The holy grail of cosplay is a character who is both recognisable and easy to wear. With a costume that’s not far from real clothing, but still interesting enough to stand out amongst non-costumed convention-goers, Kim Possible easily ticks both boxes.

“The most practical cosplay I’ve ever worn has been Kim Possible. A belt full of pouches, comfy dunlop shoes.”

Practicality: 8/10. “Only danger is my pants possibly falling down, but that’s because she’s a 90s character and therefore wears them like hanging off her butt already.”

Gaige, Borderlands 2

Worn by: Rose Cosplay

“Anything I’ve done where pockets or pouches have been incorporated into the design have been amazing to wear. Most comfortable/practical cosplay I’ve ever worn has been Gaige from Borderlands 2, because she has a lunchbox tied to her belt and that was big enough to fit my wallet, phone, coscards, makeup to retouch my cell shading during the day, keys and even sometimes snacks. It’s been the only cosplay that I didn’t need a bag bitch for and was able to handle myself pretty well. Also it has really comfy shoes and full movability in cosplay.”

Practicality: 8.5/10


Wonder Woman, Injustice: Gods Among Us

Worn by: Rae Johnston

Finally, Wonder Woman gets a costume where she doesn’t have to worry about flashing the people she’s kicking in the face.

“This costume is comfortable, but the real practicality is it’s durability. The armour is all leather, so it takes a beating, and because it is moulded to my body it is super secure. My phone even fits down the side of the boots for handy storage!”

Practicality: 8.5/10. “High heels can get a bit ouchie after a long day at the con.”

Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones series

Worn by: Andrew Scott

Just try to get Harrison Ford into an uncomfortable costume, I dare you.

“I would wear the Indiana Jones costume in an actual swashbuckling adventure… Or an archaeological dig.”

Practicality: 10/10. “Only if it doesn’t include the makeup.”

The Worst:

Shyvana, League Of Legends

Worn by: Hayley Elise

Shyvana is the only costume that’s left me physically bruised from wearing, though I was lucky to be able to wear it at all. The character’s armour pieces float on her body while also conforming tight to it — the only way I could actually wear it was to velcro the pieces to a full bodysuit. The helmet with its full ‘tail’ of armour plates was also a poor design choice, clashing against and catching on all the other armour with the slightest movement. It also doesn’t seem to serve any useful purpose, unless Shyvana is really protective of her ponytail. Movement was also generally difficult — this three second run was all I was getting up to for the rest of the day.

Practicality: 3/10. At least I was in character with how angry I was whenever someone asked me to stand up for a photo.

Liara T’Soni, Mass Effect 3

Worn by: Soylent Cosplay

Two elements consistently come up for cosplayers when rating costumes’ practicality — shoes, and storage. Liara is one that fails on one level but passes on the other, boasting comfortable shoes, though a complete lack of pockets or pouches is heinous enough to cut her practicality rating in half. Assuming this is Mass Effect 3 rather than the first game, she’s going to need somewhere to store all her thermal clips.

“Liara was completely non-functional for someone who’s literally fighting non-stop and is an archaeologist; no pockets despite having so many layers. Though her shoes were comfortable.”

Practicality: 5/10. “I’d say that Liara was about a 5, because her shoes were practical but nothing else was.”

Jaina Proudmoore, Warcraft

Worn by: Ardella Cosplay

Armour seems to be one of the things that really trips cosplayers up on wearability, especially fantasy armour with no visible straps or connections, which often conforms tightly to a character’s body (despite supposedly being hard steel). Add to this two wildly impractical capes (Edna Mode would have a fit) and Jaina is in no state to even be on the battlefield in this costume.

“Impractical award goes to Jaina Proudmoore. For a mage who spends half her time running from one end of a battlefield to the other, she has no pockets, crazy impractical 5inch wedge heels with pointy toes, heavy armour that just seems to hover magically in place and two capes. Two. That get tangled up in everything.”

Practicality: 3/10. “I can stand up and walk about 5 meters before I want to cry. Or one of my knee guards falls off. Or my pants need hiking up. Or my pauldrons take someone’s head off.”

Yoshimitsu, Tekken

Worn by: CatRoulette

While fighting games sometimes get things right (see: Cammy and pretty much every male character who only wears pants) sometimes the more fancifully designed characters’ costumes turn out to just be impossible. While Yoshimitsu’s armour is based off traditional Japanese samurai armour, it’s also a version of said armour that apparently does not work so well in real life.

“My Yoshimitsu costume was an absolute nightmare. It’s full armour so kinda expected, but in game he just flips and kicks and jumps around. His breastplate was solid from neck to waist and really tight (because he has a ridiculously small waist) so it was super painful and everything else was generally stupid. People would ask if I could do one of his moves and I’d be like ‘All I can do is fall over.’”

Practicality: 2.5/10. “Many cyborg samurais were harmed in the making of Tekken TT2.”

Elektra, Marvel Comics

Worn by: JusZ Cosplay

Okay, maybe less isn’t always more. This is especially evident in the case of some comic book costumes that might as well be painted on — random arm/leg straps made out of actual fabric will rarely stay up unless literally glued to your skin. With these design elements and random dangly bits flying everywhere, Elektra’s is one costume that doesn’t pass the cosplay practicality test.

“Elektra is oddly difficult to wear for such a simple costume. The leg straps are always falling down, the headpiece slips off every five minutes and her long arm band/ribbon things catch on everything and get tangled up. Not practical!”

Practicality: 4/10. “Not terribly uncomfortable, but also not secure. Too much slippage (leg bands, headpiece, weird one shoulder strap) – makes running, and probably ninja-ing, a bit tough.”

Elise, League Of Legends

Worn by: Hollita

Elise suffers from the same problem as Shyvana, with floating armoured pieces improbably stuck to her body. We won’t even mention the fact that her feet appear to be little more than sharp spikes — which admittedly look pretty cool, but would no doubt sink immediately into the ground if she ever tried to walk over turf or dirt.

“I could move somewhat but every movement was slow and the armoured parts though strapped to me for grim death were problematic, no place for phone etc, claws make handling things a no go. Sitting was a carefully choreographed act.”

Practicality: 2/10. “League should just 100% stop, people would die of old age before I could attack them.”

Ariel, The Little Mermaid

Worn by: Rose Cosplay

“Least convenient, I’m not even going to explain why. I’ll let you figure it out.”

Practicality: 1/10.



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