If you have a penis you are probably well aware of this fact: dicks are weird. Super weird.
Know what's weirder? Video games where you play as a sentient disembodied penis that just sort of walk around.
This is Genital Jousting and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
Just between you and me, I think it's the 'penetration' voiceover that's freaking me out.
You can find out more about Genital Jousting here. Or you can be sensible and try and blank this whole thing from your memory.
That's what I'll be doing.