‘But Nobody Came’

15 responses to “‘But Nobody Came’”

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   dansdans

   March 17, 2016 at 5:38 pm

   Huh?

   I’m not part of this in-joke, am I?

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      rikukey9

      March 17, 2016 at 5:51 pm

      I am also confused, you are not alone.

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         germinalconsequence

         March 17, 2016 at 5:56 pm

         Toby personifies himself in Undertale as the annoying dog (pictured) and the “Global Dog Conference” is one possible interpretation of the GDC acronym.

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            pupp3tmast3r

            March 17, 2016 at 5:59 pm

            Thank you; you’ve actually provided more background on this article than the so called author.

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               angorafish

               March 17, 2016 at 6:49 pm

               Unfortunately, that’s pretty typical at the moment.

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               cffndncr

               March 18, 2016 at 9:41 am

               Apparently there’s some sort of internal Kotaku forum where the authors share funny/weird stuff like this, and someone just reposts it to the general public. It wasn’t written for us.

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               death_au

               March 18, 2016 at 10:45 am

               Internal? I thought we were looking at it now.

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               cffndncr

               March 18, 2016 at 10:52 am

               Well yeah… what I mean is it wasn’t originally posted here, it was originally posted on an internal thingo and someone’s reposted it here because… reasons.

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               death_au

               March 18, 2016 at 2:56 pm

               @cffndncr – I was trying to make the joke that they were treating the site itself as they would an internal forum, hence the lack of quality control, but it looks like I missed the mark.

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   th

   March 17, 2016 at 5:59 pm

   Maybe this was meant for facebook or something?

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   unitzero

   March 17, 2016 at 10:49 pm

   I’m fairly sure Kotaku has a minimum quota that each contributor is required to fill every day. It would explain a lot.

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   valeforxd

   March 17, 2016 at 11:07 pm

   Well, I found it funny.

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   cesario

   March 18, 2016 at 8:11 am

   This article gives me hope that I can be a ‘journalist’ too, 4000 word article. solid

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