Dark Souls 3 Strategies For Parents Are Too Real


This Dark Souls strategy video speaks to me on a level like no video ever has before.

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. So I just did both, in solidarity with the sheer volume of truth leaking out of every goddamn pore.

I don’t know why? Why won’t my wife understand that you can’t pause Dark Souls 3

I have a three month old baby. My solution is a little different. I have this rocking chair thing. I just sort of throw him into it like a flesh-shaped basketball then I use my right foot to rock it while I try really, really hard not to die.

The real Dark Souls starts here.

Thanks Curtain Guy!


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