Hey Dazza. Mate. DAZZA?
Dazza. Have ye seen them yet? Bloody oath. They're bloody unreal mate.
It's the new Forza cars mate, for the Aussie one. Did ya know they were doing an Aussie one? Yeah. It's set in 'Straya mate. Dazza these cars, they're fucking unbelievable. You know the Sandman HQ panel van me ol' man used to knock about in? They have that one. Yeah, I think he still has it in the garage. Got some fucking sick rust on it tho bro. It still goes though mate. Still fuckin' goes ya caaannt. He told me he knocked up me ma' in this fucking unit, can you believe that?
Yeah but Dazza. Dazza. Strewth mate, this shit gets even betta mate. Nah, I know. It's real. Check this shit out brah. They have the fuckin' oldest ute. The actual first fuckin' ute. I didn't even know they had a ute like this one by Dazza, they do. Check it out mate.
Yeah I'm definitely getting this one mate. You gotta respect your elders mate. This is true blue Aussie history mate. None of that other shit.
But Dazza, you know that ute that Jonno said he was gonna get? But we were all like, nah bullshit mate.
Nah, not that one, that was Robbo. I hate that fuckhead. Stole me smokes off me last week. Yeah I'm done with that cant.
Yeah so Jonno was like, if I could have ANY UTE IN THE WORLD it would be THIS ONE. And he shows me this:
Yeah mate, how fucking good is it eh?
By the way, did you know Ute stood for utilitarian vehicle? Yeah you didn't did ya? That's cause you're a dumb cant.