Toy Time Transforms MakeToys' Pandinus, $400 Worth Of Third-Party Scorponok

In 1987 Hasbro released a stocky green and purple robot that transformed into a mechanical scorpion and a Decepticon Fortress. Nearly 30 years later, third-party Transformers crafters MakeToys releases a much cooler take on Scorponok.

First off I must thank my friends over at Toy Dojo for lending me their production sample of MakeToys CityBot series MCB-03, Pandinus. Third-party Transformers are a passion of mine, but they are a very expensive passion. After spending more than $US400 ($527) on another MakeToys creation and purchasing GCreation's ridiculously huge Shuraking Dinobot combiner piece by piece as it's released (one more to go!), my budget for third-party bots is pretty much shot for life.

And secondly, I have nothing but love for the original Scorponok, though he wasn't my cup of tea back in the day. "Transforming into an animal?" thought 14-year-old me. "How lame!" One day 30-year-old me is going to go back in time and bury that stupid kid with his Beast Wars collection.

He had a certain charm.

I never owned the original, but I've got several Scorponok toys in my collection. Beast Wars, Energon — I've even got the first live-action movie toy. Sometimes I just throw it against the wall. It makes me feel better.

MakeToys' latest CityBot is not something you'd throw against the wall, as demonstrated in the video atop this post. For one, he's expensive, as third-party Transformers tend to be. Companies like MakeToys design transforming robots far more complex than anything Hasbro could bring to market, producing them on a much smaller scale.

Also, he would most certainly damage the wall.

Gives me chills just looking at a picture of him, and he's standing right next to me.

Standing at over 38cm tall, Pandinus is a massive, bulky figure. He's designed to look like dynamic comic book art, exaggerated feet and hands requiring dramatic stances. He looks like he's ready to strike at any moment.

These are fighting feet.

His large, purple claws are imposing as hell, far more than the tiny baby hands hidden inside of them (see video), should his owner be looking to knock him down a peg or two.

Now I want lobster.

Every inch of Pandinus' robot form is brimming with details — lines, grooves, panels and bolts. They give the gigantic figure a better sense of scale. He feels like a manufactured being, from his translucent orange knees to his segmented purple tail.

Quite the tail.

Let us not forget, Pandinus' inspiration, Scorponok, is a Headmaster. Hiding behind this robot's cool-arse visor is a another robot. Call him Zarak. Call him Scorponok. Whichever fiction you follow, it's cool.

Look at me, I'm dancin'!

Much more articulated than the head robots Hasbro's currently releasing in their Titan Returns line, this little guy also transforms into a nice-try scorpion. Also, he has a leash, which is a very nice touch.

Speaking of scorpions...

I did my best. Production samples don't come with instructions.

That is certainly a massive mechanical scorpion, alright.

My least favourite of Pandinus' three modes is still an impressive sight, all claws and legs and menacing tail. In the video I complain about the feet just sort of being there on the beast's back, but looking at the original Scorponok, that's pretty much what Hasbro did as well.

He's so freaking huge, seriously.

In scorpion mode, Pandinus' head becomes a pilot, which really makes the mode a mech. It might be only vaguely scorpionish, but Pandinus is totally mech.

I almost got him in there right.

Oddly enough, my favourite form of Pandinus is generally my least favourite form of any other city robot. His fortress mode is impressive as hell.

It's a monument to vaguely Decepticon-ish might. A temple dedicated to the worship of evil robot power. It's got a dark passage, beckoning followers into its unknown depths.

Go into the cave, Charlie.

And atop its massive tower blazes the face of the enemy, a beacon for all who aren't sure about this whole "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" stuff Optimus Prime keeps spewing.

In your face.

MakeToys Pandinus is what the original Hasbro Scorponok would have grown up to become if he hadn't been tagged for sand duty in the first Transformers live-action movie. He would have been an incredibly impressive robot, a passable mech scorpion and the coolest temple/fortress the Decepticons could have asked for.

Check out my video atop the post for a closer look at Pandinus, and his up MakeToys' official YouTube for a detailed look at each transformation.

Pandinus production sample loaned to Toy Time by Toy Dojo.


    I own the original. Why dont I own this dammit. Take all my money and just let me have it!

    I have Pandinus myself. And he's an incredible figure. Maketoys are a brilliant company. Waiting on Vulcan to arrive so I can complete Guardia now.
    And with all the new ones announced at TFCon, my wallet is going to be hating me...

    Of the city bots, I always preferred Trypticon, but this one looks cool.

    I came super close to getting those GCreations Shuraking figures but didn't get in early so the first few are harder to get and the cost is pretty high. May have to just be happy with my Warbotron not-Bruticus for now.

    man, that city mode reminds me of the temple of Nod

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