Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Gee, I wonder where I can get some Nintendo-themed frozen yogurt?” If that’s the case, have I got some news for you. Yogurtland is teaming up with Nintendo to offer yogurts based on the characters from the Mario franchise. So far, they have released two flavours: Mario’s Chocolate Gelato (which, thematically, doesn’t make much sense) and Bowser’s Dragon Berry Tart (which is awesome and thematically makes a whole lot of sense). Check out the description.

Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

Real dragon fruit, raspberries and blueberries come together to create a lightly tart, vitamin C-packed treat. Even Bowser can’t say no to this berry refreshing flavor.

Tasty and pun-tastic. I was ready to call BS on the “real dragon fruit”, but I went to the ingredients page to read the fine print and I found confirmation. Well. You’ve got to give them credit.

Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

Unfortunately the flavours aren’t available in Australia, though you could just buy yourself a dragon fruit and dream.

Here, in ranked order from least to most delectable sounding, are the remaining flavours that will be released over the next two months.


8) Yoshi’s Honeydew (July 15)

Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

Sorry Yoshi. It’s nothing personal, but your fruit of choice makes my throat close up.


7) Koopa Troopa’s Lemon Cupcake (August 19)

Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

6) Toad’s Rocky Road (July 8)

Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

I guess the marshmallows are supposed to remind us of his mushroom cap? This is obviously delicious, but points off for lack of originality.


5) Princess Peach Tart (July 29)

Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

Princess Peach’s Peach Tart was too redundant. “Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog!”


4) Luigi’s White Chocolate Pistachio (August 26)

Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

3) Shy Guy’s Pineapple Lime Coconut Sorbet (August 12)

Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

I’m not really sure what this is, but I’m intrigued.


2) Donkey Kong Banana Cream (August 5)

Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

Classic.


1) Goomba’s Iced Coffee (July 22)

Yogurtland Has Mario-Themed Flavours, And I Will Eat Them All

I have a 20-month-old son who’s teething. I could use three or four of these right now.

This promotion will run from July 1 to September 8 in the US. After Yogurtland bring the flavours to Australia (get on that, Yogurtland), they should team up with the Zelda franchise. We can have Water of Life Watermelon, and Triforce Neapolitan. You’re welcome, Yogurtland. Make it happen.

Comments

  • Yeah, dragonfruit is pretty well-known here based on our geographical proximity to SE Asia I’d say.

    Princess Peach Tart is a fantastic name. No comma?

  • Mario’s Chocolate Gelato (which, thematically, doesn’t make much sense)

    Gelato is Italian. Mario is Italian. Makes plenty of sense.

    Only problem I have with this is that gelato != yoghurt.

  • Mario is a plumber right? Chocolate is something you often see in a broken toilet pipe so yeah it makes sense.

    Sorry everyone.

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