You know how there are some games and movies that make you immediately go “nope, not playing that”? Welcome to Agony.
The description is bad enough already. “Agony is a first-person, survival horror set in hell.” OK, that’s already raising a few red flags, but sure, I’ll bite.
And then I saw the trailer. A trailer which is basically black and white, a voice-over mentioning people ending up as corpses, blood everywhere, and something at the end involving a finger and an eyeball.
Nope, I’m out.
Yep, definitely out.
Agony’s launching some time next year on PC, PS4 and Xbox One, which is great! Because I’m not playing it. Ever.