In Overwatch, sitting and laughing are totally OP. Just like in real life. Yesterday's new test patch didn't just nerf Genji, make Gremlin D.Va canon, and stuff smelly socks down the throats of bad sports. It also added a ton of new sitting and laughing emotes. Here are all of them, courtesy of Seba:
It's barely been a day since the patch went live, but that's several thousand years in Internet time, meaning that players have created the digital equivalent of a hundred emote Sistine Chapels. Here are some of them:
Me: I'm not gonna be petty today. No gossip for me.
Friend: GIRL. I GOT SOME DIRT ON THAT BITCH WE HATE.
— Mica Burton (@MicaBurton) August 18, 2016
WE DID NOTHING BUT SIT AS SYMMETRA FOR LIKE 3 HOURS SDJHSDJSD pic.twitter.com/sXAVSxdLbl
— boob³ @ wheres kanan (@yuriluvr69) August 18, 2016
— Genjisear (@lunarsear) August 17, 2016
— 終焉 ★ (@Shueren) August 17, 2016
— BlackOwlE (@EzziTheBlack) August 18, 2016
So yeah, now Symmetra is a James Bond villain, Junkrat is a ladykiller, and D.Va can host impromptu LAN parties. What's not to like?