The Internet's Shrek Obsession, Explained

The Internet's Shrek Obsession, Explained

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

If you've spent more than a few seconds of your life on the Internet, you've probably seen a Shrek meme. Maybe it involved Smash Mouth's seminal 1999 hit "All Star," the song that inspired a whole generation to unite in shared mockery of Smash Mouth. Or maybe it involved... anal penetration (Warning: NSFW due to child abuse, cartoony but still pretty obvious sex, implied sexual assault of a character who's described as a child, and also whatever's going on with Shrek's face down there):

The above two videos, created with Valve's Source Filmmaker, are different interpretations of a popular Shrek fan fiction that originated on 4chan in 2013. It's called "Shrek is love, Shrek is life." In the story, a young boy prays to Shrek and is ultimately sodomized by him. It's inspired countless spin-offs and dramatic readings. The top video alone, which is not even the (now-deleted) original, has over 4.5 million views.

You might think, "My stars, how could such a vile act of lurid pornography emerge from a beloved children's film franchise," or the more common, "Uh... what," but it all makes sense in the way the Internet often makes sense, which is to say it's like a big game of telephone where everyone's simultaneously screaming into an infinite void and the void is screaming back and also vomiting from its mouth and nose and ears and eyes and anus. It all just keeps getting louder and louder. At some point, the world ends. Nobody notices.

I've used the word "anus" or some variation thereof twice, and we're not even out of the introduction yet. This is definitely a post about Shrek.

We demand a Shreksplanation

You might not remember this, but the original Shrek movie was extremely well-liked. Kids loved the fart jokes. Adults dug the way Shrek skewered fantasy tropes. To this day, it has an 88 per cent score on Rotten Tomatoes. It even won a damn Oscar in 2001. For a time, Shrek fandom was neither ironic nor horrifying. People just dug imaginative fictional characters like Shrek, Fiona, and Eddie Murphy. The movie did not age well, however, and its sequels and spin-offs relied more on cheap topical gags and cameos than wit or heart.

The Shrek meme's exact origins are tough to pin down, but it's widely believed that Shrek lost his dignity and purity around the time the franchise's official Facebook page launched in 2009. It sometimes featured posts written in the first-person, attributed to Shrek himself.

Suddenly, according to a 2014 Daily Dot deep dive into all things Shrek, the doofy ogre was more than just a calcified memory of a sorta-crappy early '00s movie series. He was an idea, a touchstone, a rallying cry. A brand ripe for evisceration by a generation raised on the very sort of ironic detachment (in this case, from the unending sincerity of kid-friendly Disney fantasy) the Shrek movies peddled in ogre-green, onion-laced shitloads.

In essence, Shrek gave birth to Shrek. Now there's an idea for a fan fiction.

Around then, the Internet fell into a deep, dark sleep. Its collective fever dream gave rise to mountains of fan works on sites like DeviantArt. Slowly but surely, they evolved into a surrealist meta-fiction, a dream of a dream of a dream of a nightmare. One of the most infamous works is a 2010 piece by user cmara called "Shadow begs Shrek." The Shadow in question is the one from Sonic The Hedgehog, because of course.

The Internet's Shrek Obsession, Explained

It's accompanied by a story:

"One day, Shadow the Hedgehog was sitting under a tree petting Donkey who was taking a nap. Then, he saw someone on the path. It was Shrek the Ogre. Shadow then saw that he was holding a bundle. Shadow softly said, "Shrek..." He stood up and watched him walk away. He then ran towards him and said to himself, "You can't leave this place!" He ran after him along the path. Shrek stopped and looked up at the sky. He then heard someone say, "Shrek!" He turned around and saw Shadow panting for breath.
"He said, "Shadow?" Shadow yelled out, "Idiot!" Shrek jumped. Shadow said, "What were you thinking about leaving?! You can't leave us!" His eyes began to fill with tears as he said, "Please Shrek, don't leave. I wouldn't know what to do without you. Shrek, I didn't mean to lie to you. I was only saying those things to protect Fiona and all of the others from dire peril." Shrek looked at Shadow with a sad look on his face as Shadow talked. Shadow continued, "You know I would never lie to you. You're one of my best friends ever since we first met. You can't stay angry at me. I don't want to lose you like I lost Maria." Shrek then began to smile. Tears ran down on Shadow's cheeks as he said, "I don't want to lose you because you're my friend. Because you're always by my side and because...because..."

The story has multiple parts.

Things only got weirder from there. Searching "Shrek" on DeivantArt is... an experience.

Why Shadow, though? Why did this piece and others like it resonate, ultimately forming the foundations of a beautiful, twisted canon? Because by this point, Shrek had outgrown the confines of his holy swamp. He'd become a symbol of all things gloriously shitty and relentlessly focus-tested from the early '00s. If Shrek was the big screen embodiment of nu-millennium toilet garbage, Shadow The Hedgehog -- with his hilariously unfitting blend of guns and angst in a colourful world of fast animals in clown shoes -- was his video game bride. Both tried to act like they were too cool for "kid stuff." Too sophisticated, too edgy. They were made for each other -- and approximately one billion people between the ages of 12 and 34.

The Internet's Shrek Obsession, Explained

Countdown to Shreksplosion

It didn't end there. Image boards like 4chan were on board more or less since the beginning, but they didn't kick things into high gear until 2012. That's the year the now-defunct Shrekchan launched.

Shrekchan, survived by places like Reddit's /r/brogres, was more than just a repository for memes. It was the oily, ugly spawning pit for an entire meta-meta culture. Its main inspiration? My Little Pony fandom. Instead of Bronies, dedicated Shrekchanners were Brogres. They developed their own ongoing fiction with history and terminology. Ogres were misunderstood, but perfect. Holy, even. Onions formed the center of their universe. They represented the concept of layers, a sort of well-roundedness to which good brogres aspired. The swamp was one's safe place, their sanctuary, and laddies were their friends and comrades. Farquaads, named for the first Shrek movie's villain, were their foes. Then there was Farquaad's vile creation, Drek, nemesis to Shrek and all things Shrek stood for. He was literally Shrek, except blue.

The Internet's Shrek Obsession, Explained

On image boards, people are defined not by identities (typically, everyone's anonymous), but by the novelty and shock value of their posts in the moment. Users often skew young. This, naturally, leads to Some Fucked Up Shit in the name of getting attention. It wasn't long before Shrek stories like the ones in the videos above were commonplace. Sex, drugs, violence, rape -- nothing was off-limits for ol' Shrek.

In that way, a culture of image board faux-ironic "edginess" formed around Shrek, a character originally intended to be the safe, family friendly version of "edgy," a character who likely played a small role in inspiring some of the ironic distance that formed the backbone of image board culture.

I guess what I'm saying is, the Shrek internet meme has layers.


Comments

    That was one hell of a long-winded Shrek meme.

    As someone who is way too interested in researching the history of things like figures of speech and memes, this was a thoroughly enjoyable read.

    "People just dug imaginative fictional characters like Shrek, Fiona, and Eddie Murphy" hahaha

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