It's 10 p.m. and I'm being hunted by three furious 20-somethings in a pitch-black National Forest. They're pretty pissed off right now. It's like I've lined up all of their mothers, gotten a good running start, and combo-slapped the bunch, Mexican wave style. All of the champagne swear words are coming out, too, folks. F 'n' C combos, mostly – a rural Aussie classic.
The vast, empty bushland around us echoes their rage back to sender, doubled. It's a racket loud enough to disturb a colony of flying foxes who screech back in annoyance, as if they're angry Zubats about to be caught. Like me.
How did I get into this predicament? That requires a little Pokemon Go lesson and a fifteen-minute rewind of this pretty unheroic tale.
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God damn it. I was planning on doing something similar. Different god breeds though, so maybe I can still do it.
Also, McCree is a fox, not a dog.
Coyote?
Possibly, but the mouth and tail makes me think fox.
"Different god breeds though"
How exactly do you get into god breeding?
with the antics of Zeus and his ilk, the issue seems more how to STOP gods from breeding!
Be dyslexic?
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