Snacktaku Eats Arby’s Smokehouse Pork Belly Sandwich

Snacktaku Eats Arby’s Smokehouse Pork Belly Sandwich

There is a place that is both before and beyond bacon, and Arby’s dares take us there, at least for a limited time. Whatever other plans Snacktaku had this week died at the feet of Arby’s Smokehouse Pork Belly sandwich.

Whenever I hear someone waxing poetic about the salt and sanctity of the holy bacon, I hear the voice of a long-dead Jedi in the back of my head: “There is another.” Pork belly is the origin of bacon, a fatty piece of pig that, when properly prepared, is much better than the fried parts of its sum. Why slice into thin, crispy strips that which can be devoured whole?

Snacktaku Eats Arby’s Smokehouse Pork Belly Sandwich
Photo via Wikipedia

Photo via Wikipedia

People in Korea, China and Japan make glorious food out of pork belly. The Italians make pancetta from it. In Germany it’s a primary component of schlachtplatte, which also might be a Klingon mating ritual. And at Arby’s, for a limited time, it is smoked for many hours before being slapped on a bun with cheese, mayonnaise, fried onions and barbecue sauce.

Behold the Smokehouse Pork Belly sandwich.

Snacktaku Eats Arby’s Smokehouse Pork Belly Sandwich

It looks much better in promotional materials, but they don’t impart the slab-like shape of the meat that’s tucked between those buns. Alternating lines of smoky meat and fat, wild and free yet geometrically contained at the same time. There is order here.

There is also chaos.

Snacktaku Eats Arby’s Smokehouse Pork Belly Sandwich

As I Smokehouse Brisket review several years back, the mayonnaise here is a necessary evil, countering the dryness of the bun, adding essential moistness. It still looks pretty hideous.

On the top side of the meat we have cheese, which seems to be only there to hold the meat in place, along with crispy onions (it’s a thing with Arby’s) and barbecue sauce.

Snacktaku Eats Arby’s Smokehouse Pork Belly Sandwich

The pork belly may be largely hidden from the eye, but there is no escape for the mouth. Pork fat might not be the most conceptually appealing edible animal part, but it holds flavour like a sonofasow. The gelatinous mass melts away in the mouth, leaving the strips of actual meat to challenge the teeth.

I like it! Be sure to watch the video up top to see how much.

Arby’s Smokehouse Pork Belly sandwich is a guilty pleasure. One of the guiltiest, really, each weighing in at some 860 calories, 550 which are from fat. Thankfully the U.S.’s second-largest fast food chain is a merciful one, making the delicious beast only available for a limited time.

Oh, and they have also got this. Brisket, turkey and pork belly.

Snacktaku Eats Arby’s Smokehouse Pork Belly Sandwich

Do not ask me to eat that, as it is not going to happen.


The Cheapest NBN 1000 Plans

Looking to bump up your internet connection and save a few bucks? Here are the cheapest plans available.

At Kotaku, we independently select and write about stuff we love and think you'll like too. We have affiliate and advertising partnerships, which means we may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page. BTW – prices are accurate and items in stock at the time of posting.

Comments


6 responses to “Snacktaku Eats Arby’s Smokehouse Pork Belly Sandwich”