Someone Ranked All The Soulsbourne Bosses From Lowest HP To Highest

Redditor magicman111111 apparently “had nothing better to do so he made this list”, which is quite literally every single boss from every Souls game ranked by HP. There are a few surprises in there…

For instance, given the nature of the Maiden Astraea fight, I thought she would be 1 HP, similar to the Bed of Chaos. In fact, I was surprised to see Allant (the real one) had so many hitpoints, since my memory of him was being a complete pushover. One interesting thing about Demon’s Souls is its commitment to lore, some of its boss fights are really just there for story purposes.

Unsurprisingly, the endgame chalice dungeon bosses from Bloodborne dominate the end of the list. There seems to be more Bloodborne bosses with higher HP, probably balancing out with the amount of visceral attacks and higher attack speed of the game.

Again, all credit to magicman for creating this list.

Bed of Chaos 1 HP
Asylum Demon 813 HP
Iudex Gundyr 1059 HP
Phalanx 1150 HP
Storm King 1172 HP
Capra Demon 1176 HP
Taurus Demon 1215 HP
Adjudicator 1306 HP
Pinwheel 1326 HP
Vordt of the Boreal Valley 1328 HP
Tower Knight 1365 HP
Royal Rat Vanguard 1410 HP
Bell Gargoyles 1479 HP
Moonlight Butterfly 1506 HP
Armor Spider 1732 HP
Fool’s Idol 1863 HP
Dark Sun Gwyndolin 2011 HP
Father Gascoigne 2031 HP
Leechmonger 2047 HP
Central Pthumeru Beast Possessed Soul 2205 HP
Crossbreed Priscilla 2300 HP
Lower Hintertomb Brainsucker 2350 HP
Last Giant 2530 HP
Sanctuary Guardian 2560 HP
Prowling Magus & Congregation 2580 HP
Maneater Boar 2646 HP
Crystal Sage 2723 HP
Celestial Emissary 2764 HP
Iron Golem 2880 HP
Old Dragonslayer 2880 HP
Loran Silverbeast 2925 HP
Penetrator 2960 HP
Vanguard 2970 HP
Cleric Beast 3015 HP
Dragonrider 3050 HP
Maiden Astraea 3055 HP
Abyss Watchers 3096 HP
The Pursuer 3110 HP
Chaos Witch Quelaag 3139 HP
Flexile Sentry 3150 HP
Scyth Undead Giant 3175 HP
Pthumeru Merciless Watchers 3341 HP
Dirty Colossus 3367 HP
Centipede Demon 3432 HP
Great Grey Wolf Sif 3432 HP
Central Pthumeru Pthumerian Descendant 3437 HP
Blood Starved Beast 3470 HP
Lost Sinner 3560 HP
Mytha The Baneful Queen 3570 HP
Cannon Undead Giant 3600 HP
Flamelurker 3720 HP
Knight Artorias 3750 HP
Central Pthumeru Keeper of the Old Lords 3867 HP
Pthumeru Watchdog of the Old Lords 3881 HP
Deacons of the Deep 4099 HP
Executioner’s Chariot 4140 HP
Gwyn Lord of Cinder 4185 HP
Ceaseless Discharge 4200 HP
Duke’s Dear Freja 4220 HP
Skeleton Lords 4256 HP
Gravelord Nito 4317 HP
Isz Brainsucker 4326 HP
Royal Rat Authority 4330 HP
Dragon God 4340 HP
Old Hero 4410 HP
Covetous Demon 4440 HP
Dual Dragonriders 4500 HP
King Allant 4511 HP
Hintertomb Blood Starved Beast 4536 HP
Darkbeast Paarl 4552 HP
Dragonslayer Armour 4581 HP
Gaping Dragon 4660 HP
Aldrich Devour of Gods 4727 HP
Champion Gundyr 4950 HP
Rom the Vacuous Spider 5058 HP
Dancer of the Boreal Valley 5100 HP
Pontiff Sulyvahn 5106 HP
Witches of Hemwick 5222 HP
Micolash Host of the Nightmare 5250 HP
Stray Demon 5250 HP
Guardian Dragon 5270 HP
Old Demon King 5300 HP
Vicar Amelia 5367 HP
Black Dragon Kalameet 5400 HP
Demon Firesage 5448 HP
Seath the Scaleless 5525 HP
Maneaters 5580 HP
Super Dragonslayer Ornstein & Executioner Smough 5626 HP
Dragonslayer Ornstein & Super Executioner Smough 5736 HP
Scorpioness Najka 5741 HP
Curse-Rotted Greatwood 5767 HP
Darklurker 5770 HP
Old King Allant 5967 HP
Giant Lord 5970 HP
Smelter Demon 5970 HP
Old Iron King 6070 HP
Demon of Song 6180 HP
Velstadt The Royal Aegis 6290 HP
Looking Glass Knight 6350 HP
Amygdala 6404 HP
Manus Father of the Abyss 6665 HP
Throne Watcher & Throne Defender 6670 HP
Forgotten Madman 6700 HP
Aldia Scholar of the First Sin 6800 HP
Ruin Sentinels 6990 HP
Belfry Gargoyles 7000 HP
High Lord Wolnir 7052 HP
The Rotten 7080 HP
Lower Pthumeru Rom the Vacuous Spider 7263 HP
Ancient Wyvern 7873 HP
Oceiros the Consumed King 8000 HP
Shadows of Yharnam 8293 HP
Nashandra 8770 HP
Moon Presence 8909 HP
Aava the King’s Pet 8930 HP
Matyr Logarious 9081 HP
Gank Squad 9200 HP
Blue Smelter Demon 9260 HP
Elana, Squalid Queen 9280 HP
Four Kings 9504 HP
Lothric Younger Prince, Lorian Elder Prince 9600 HP
Pthumerian Elder 9722 HP
Sinh The Slumbering Dragon 10030 HP
Fume Knight 10100 HP
Lud and Zallen the King’s Pets 10140 HP
Sir Alonne 10140 HP
The One Reborn 10375 HP
Soul of Cinder 10750 HP
Isz Celestial Emissary 10876 HP
Burnt Ivory King 11182 HP
Vendrick 11450 HP
Lower Pthumeru Merciless Watchers 11590 HP
King of the Storm, Nameless King 11677 HP
Ebrietas Daughter of the Cosmos 12493 HP
Ball and Chain Undead Giant 12768 HP
Bloodletting Beast 13280 HP
Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower 14081 HP
Mergo’s Wet Nurse 14081 HP
Ailing Loran Beast Possessed Soul 14275 HP
Gehrman the First Hunter 14293 HP
Ailing Loran Abhorrent Beast 15014 HP
Lower Loran Abhorrent Beast 15489 HP
Ludwig the Acursed / the Holy Blade 16658 HP
Pthumeru Ihyll Pthumerian Descendant 16824 HP
Orphan of Kos 19217 HP
Defiled Keeper of the Old Lords 19690 HP
Ancient Dragon 19840 HP
Ailing Loran Blood Starved Beast 20258 HP
Living Failures 20646 HP
Loran Darkbeast 20963 HP
Isz Ebrietas Daughter of the Cosmos 21223 HP
Laurence the First Vicar 21242 HP
Defiled Amygdala 22049 HP
Yharnam Pthumerian Queen 22822 HP
Headless Bloodletting Beast 24287 HP
Yhorm the Giant 28000 HP
Defiled Watchdog of the Old Lords 28717 HP