Source: cuteosphere
The Nintendo Switch looks pretty cool, actually, but that doesn’t mean the Internet won’t make fun of it.
Nintendo finally released the trailer for their new console this morning, and judging by the reaction online, every single person on planet Earth is more than ready to get their hands on it. People do have a few questions, however. Firstly, why does it look like a dog? Can I take it to the bathroom with me? And, did you guys really not know “switch,” is also a sex thing?
Let’s get on with it. Here are the best jokes, shitposts, and observations about the Nintendo Switch.
ニンテンドースイッチ pic.twitter.com/M1t0XVt3h2
— あろむ (@onani_monster) October 20, 2016
— Hi Kotaku, feed me. (@MallowyGoodness) October 20, 2016
Sorry I was too busy lusting after the condo-dwelling leisure-class millenials and their possessions, what’s the new Nintendo product again? pic.twitter.com/HKNa3KD187
— Paolo Pedercini (@molleindustria) October 20, 2016
— k-dawg (@kevisawesome123) October 20, 2016
PS Switch。 pic.twitter.com/fnnWwDhbqU
— にくてんＰ (@AkizukiRitchan) October 20, 2016
— Nibel (@Nibellion) October 20, 2016
The Nintendo Switch with its Joy-Con featuring a long, hard new Super Mario coming 2017. Pokemon S&M is here to prop you over until then.
— The Dark Triad (@TheDarkId) October 20, 2016
Few thoughts on the Switch ad, save this: I hold trendy rooftop parties sacred. Don’t bring your Nintendo. If you do, you’ll answer to me.
— Impaylor Swift (@OwlsEatMice) October 20, 2016
nintendo: you can play on your switch in park, or with friends!
me, later: playing on toilet— shivana (smol boo) (@toastasaurus) October 20, 2016
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Man preparing to use the bathroom #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/xQ0pEYjWmF
— halloween. (@krisgraft) October 20, 2016
Torn because “Nintendo Switch” looks like a great system but sounds like what my parents beat me with for playing too many video games.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 20, 2016
— Jear (@JeeringBaka) October 20, 2016
Which of these things do you think EMTs will be pulling out of asses more: apple bluetooth earbuds or detachable Switch controllers? pic.twitter.com/Boj2xPWGFL
— Emanuel Koeblerg (@emanuelmaiberg) October 20, 2016
This is what Twitter looks like right now pic.twitter.com/wm7xAkgDlJ
— Shane ? (@FourScore64) October 20, 2016
Can’t unsee the puppy ears… #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/SAj3l5WpD5
— CUTEOSPHERE (@cuteosphere) October 20, 2016
Glad Nintendo invented the switch so I can turn it off.
— Kaz (@kazeugma) October 20, 2016
whats this pic.twitter.com/C1vyPNdayx
— ◉﹏◉ (@dodonpahchi) October 20, 2016
Wii U lets you play while you poop
Switch lets you play while you poop
in someone else’s house— Spookeven (@gtjio) October 20, 2016
DON’T ? GET ? A ? NINTENDO ? SWITCH ? IF ? UR ? NOT ? VERS ?
— spook me daddy (@post_prufrock) October 20, 2016
Want to (hover hand) touch/pet Nintendo Switch doggo pic.twitter.com/VNzudfdBU8
— Thymine ♥ (@PomPomThymine) October 20, 2016
let’s have some fun
this beat is sick
i wanna play a game on nintendo switch— Michæl Lu†z (@WarrenIsDead) October 20, 2016
“don’t-a google switch or docking, wahoooo” pic.twitter.com/OTYlIToGQa
— XANDER CAGE ? (@XANDERCAGEVEVO) October 20, 2016
The new Nintendo is good because it lets you ignore your dog, who loves you more completely than anyone ever will, to play while at the park
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) October 20, 2016
Nintendo Switch #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/tEyA3ZYFpD
— 0rionsangel (@0rionsangel) October 20, 2016
Source: r/games
Source: r/NintendoSwitch
Source: Nintendo’s Facebook page
— Stephen Totilo (@stephentotilo) October 20, 2016
Source: Nintendo’s YouTube
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5 responses to “The Internet Reacts To The Nintendo Switch”
Either my connection has reverted back to dial-up or the formatting has choked.
The Emily Rogers gag, while humorous, blissfully ignores just how much abuse is thrown her way. I’ve only seen more poison directed at Sarkeesian, and Rogers is only instigating discussion on Nintendo and reporting what she attains from her sources. I expect things will continue and I only hope she keeps on keeping on.
I’m so glad that I’m not the only one who immediately saw a puppy when I looked at the controller.
That puppy visual will now never disappear from my subconscious… and I’m not even mad.
“The Nintendo Switch looks pretty cool, actually,”
Huh…
I guess gimmicks are cool.
Those ‘Loss Comic’ ones are very clever.
Pre-ordered and waiting . . .