Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]

Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]

Genital Jousting, a game about dick butts penetrating each other, slithered its way onto Steam early access earlier this month (though not in Australia or New Zealand). Since then, it has accrued 600 reviews, 93 per cent of which are “very positive”. They’re also pretty funny.

It’s dick jokes all the way down. You’ve been NSFW warned. Here are some of the best reviews for Genital Jousting on Steam (so far).

Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]
Genital Jousting, As Told By Steam Reviews [NSFW]

You can check out more reviews for Genital Jousting here (provided you’re not in Australia or New Zealand), and read our ongoing “As Told By Steam Reviews” feature here.

Comments

      • Exactly. Our guidelines are so messed up that some publishers now don’t even bother trying to get their product through…
        Fair enough this time it’s a little indie game (still sucks we can’t play) – one of these days it could be a big AAA title everyone else will be playing except us…
        Ironically enough, It would probably make it through under the R18+ rating. My guess would be HIGH LEVEL ADULT THEMES, SEXUAL REFERENCES, NUDITY.
        Maybe it’s about time we get in check with the rest of the world.

  • I’m sorry that I haven’t matured past the point of making everything into sexual innuendo.
    It’s just really hard.

  • im not sure whether or not i should or would buy this game,
    butt, fuck it, if it cums to Australia, I’m in.

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