Both are breakfast condiments. One is Italian and tastes like heaven. The other is Australian and tastes like Satan's diarrhea mixed with battery acid (according to some.) So which do you prefer on your toast?
Nutella is a "sweetened hazelnut cocoa spread" that was first introduced in 1964. Vegemite is a "yeast extract" that first went on sale in 1922.
To paraphrase Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction, you're either a Nutella fan or a Vegemite fan. While it's possible to like both, nobody enjoys them both equally.
Despite my earlier joshing, I'm definitely a Vegemite man through-and-through. For me it's either Vegemite or nothing. Give me Vegemite or give me death. Just don't give me Nutella.
So what's your preference? Have at it in the comments!