And Now The Inevitable Final Fantasy XV Porn Parody [NSFW]

[Image via Michaelsan]

For a game that took so long to come out, the porn world had no problem shooting out a FF15 parody right quick.

Note: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.

Of course, if it exists, there is a porn of it. Since Final Fantasy 15 does exist, we have this, as noted by website Michaelsan.

For an adult parody, they did ok with the title logo! But that dude in the trench coat does not look like a Final Fantasy character. For one thing, he's in all black, and yet, he's wearing light brown shoes? Bwah?

[Image via Michaelsan]

But really, there's something else off with this.

A summary, via NSFW Brazzers.com, for those who enjoy reading:

Sean Lawless's car has broken down and goes to see a mechanic in the middle of the desert. Nikki Benz comes out and inspects Mr. Lawless's car. Ms. Benz says how she'd hate to charge him for the damage but that she has to keep her business afloat. Sean figures Nikki's teasing him with her huge tits so that he's willing to pay any price she throws at him. But when a monstrous troll appears, Nikki fights off the creature. Busty Nikki Benz soon realises she still has another monster to tame -- Sean's big cock, that is!

I KNOW, SEAN DOES NOT HAVE FINAL FANTASY HAIR. So glad we got that figured out.


Comments

    While I have so much I want to say about the article, I'm just glad there's some respite from the tumult of Star Wars posts.

      Yeah, whats with all the star wars posts? You'd think there was a new movie out or something...

    Like any form of porn, I think many people saw it coming.

    For a proper indepth review you can thank god for Jim Sterling

    i find it ironic that the character shows more skin than the porn actress that's portraying her.

    Ah well fantastic.

    All I got from this article was that everyone at Brazzers should feel a deep shame for the poor quality of that summary.

      Yeah, but I imagine their job is similar to that of the Quality Tester at the BMW factory.
      The QT spends all that time checking to make sure the indicators are working correctly, lights, sounds, fuses etc
      But it's a useless job because BMW drivers don't use their god damned indicators anyway!!!!

      Ahem, what I mean is you could spend all the time in the world, crafting a porn description worthy of a writers award.
      But the folks you wrote it for, only looked at the thumbnail and have already unzipped.

      Last edited 15/12/16 9:00 pm

    I was going to make a joke about "summoning my Leviathan", but I couldn't think of one.

    Who needs FFXV themed porn when the game is providing it to me for free?

    Promptos photos went from innocent selfies, to oddly angled shots that show light petting, all the way to making out and worse.

    Sometimes I genuinely believe I see a purposeful element to the increasingly erotic pics.

    Last edited 15/12/16 9:03 pm

    I love the part where she goes Phoenix down on his gold needle

    I thought Nikki Benz had retired.

    I bet is something people who know about porn would say....

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