Bloody Melbourne, with its great coffee and culture. With its thriving game development community. You think you're better than us Melbourne? You think you're better than us?
So what if you have a Pinball and Whisky Bar called Pinball Paradise. So what if PAX Australia is down there. So what if great video games are being developed in Melbourne all the fuckin' time.
(No, Pinball Paradise actually has a pinball machine called 'Big Deal'.)
Pinball Paradise is opening up today at 4pm. It'll have a selection a great whisky, food and old school pinball machines.
See if I care.
Newsflash: I DON'T.
Yeah you talk a big game Melbourne. With your pinball machines and your video games and your coffee and your stupid alleyways with street art and amazing breakfast places.
But yeah, uh what about Myki, huh? What a disaster. And where are your beaches Melbourne? Yeah. Miles away. You didn't think about that did you? Or your weather. Or AFL and how terrible it is.
Yeah, suck on that.
Pinball Paradise opens today at 4pm. It's at 213 Franklin Street, near the Queen Vic Market.
URGH. I will not be going.