The New Forza Horizon 3 Trailer Is Really Bugging Me

The New Forza Horizon 3 Trailer Is Really Bugging Me

Forza Horizon 3 is set in Australia.

Last night I sat covered in an obnoxious layer of sweat, being ravaged by mosquitoes.

Forza Horizon 3 has a frozen lake.

But that’s not what bugs me about this new trailer.

Because I’m sure there must be a frozen lake in Australia. Has to be. People go snowboarding and shit in this country. I’m certain if you get to a certain point above sea level there’s gonna be a frozen lake somewhere, at some point in time. I dunno if I’d happily drive my car over it, but sure. Suspension of disbelief. Whoo hoo!

No, that’s not my problem.

My problem is the snowman. At 21 seconds some goddamn tool drives through a snowman AND DESTROYS IT. In slow motion.

What an obnoxious, pointless act of destruction.

That snowman shouldn’t have gone out like that. It’s bullshit. That Snowman deserved to slowly melt in the sun. He deserved to become slushy and anemic before devolving into a pile of water and carrot on the front lawn of the child who spent hours building him.

But nah, some douchebag in an overpowered car just drove through it like a complete bellend.

What else did they wreck? A fence, some blue poles. When will the madness end?


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