On the sliding continuum of ‘gaming as a worthy pursuit,’ board games are respected more than video games.
This post was originally published on January 28 2015
It probably has something to do with age and endurance — board games have been around for thousands of years, and they have been associated, time and again, with the leisure class. Senet, the first recorded board game in human history, was played by the Egyptian pharaohs in the first Dynasty, and they had their boards buried with them, presumably so they could perfect their strategies in the afterlife. And over a thousand years ago in India, the royal class would play Pachisi on massive, outdoor boards, and use their servants, dressed in brightly coloured clothes, as their tokens. Today, we aren’t so privileged (or depraved) to use servants as game pieces, but board games certainly have a physical presence — a ‘you can touch it’ tangibility — that video games lack.
Video game adaptations of board games are often dismissed as mere imitations of the ‘real thing.’ Shovelware. An easy way to make a buck off of casual players. But despite this reputation, there are some video game adaptations of board games that are well-made, and a select, rare few of them surpass their source material. Take, for example:
Clue
Video Game: Clue
Console: Super Nintendo / Sega Genesis
Date: 1992
The main problem I had with the Clue board game growing up was that I had one sister, and I needed three players for Clue. With two players, you’re still wandering into rooms and making suggestions, but since each player learns the same clues at the same time, there’s no way to play one player against another, or isolate one player, or do any of the things that makes Clue engrossing. You’re just checking boxes and waiting for the mystery to play itself out.
The computer and video game versions solved this dilemma by adding a third, computer-controlled player. Now, finally, I could play Clue unhindered by my non-existent third sibling.
There have been many versions of Clue over the years, but I keep coming back to the 1992 version on the Super Nintendo. In many aspects, it’s an entirely different game than the board game. You’re not competing against the other players so much as you are playing a massive game of deduction against the House itself.
Let me illustrate this with an example. Let’s say you walk into the Study, and through Suggestion, you discover that Mr. Green had the Revolver. If you have the Revolver card, that means that Mr. Green couldn’t have done it, because he was carrying the Revolver. Later on, you might discover that Mr. Green was in the Conservatory. Thus, you can rule out the Conservatory as the murder scene.
You see? Unlike the board game, the video game is more preoccupied with ‘who was where,’ and ‘who had what.’ On the highest difficulties of the game, you’re given obtuse ‘negative’ clues, like “Mr. Green was NOT in the Kitchen,” or “Mrs. White did NOT have the Wrench.” You need to stay super-organised to deduce anything out of those. You’re only allowed to directly Interrogate your fellow players twice in the entire game. And, same as with the board game, if you make an accusation and you’re wrong, the game is over.
Visually, SNES Clue nails it. There are red velvet curtains that rise and fall, beautifully animated cut scenes, and a dark, ‘punny’ humour: “The Ballroom was filled with the echoes of parties long since dead…” And lastly, Clue has one of the most uncelebrated, underrated soundtracks. The intro music is classy, upper crust stuff, but there’s a subtle, dark undercurrent, especially when it switches key halfway through:
And on top of that, each suspect also has his or her own theme. Colonel Mustard has a proud military march theme, complete with snare drums. But my personal favourite has to be Mr. Green’s theme:
Damn, that sounds cool. Brass backed by staccato strings — the very definition of gangster.
Scrabble
Video Game: Scrabble
Console: Mobile
Date: 2014
Scrabble — the thinking man’s board game. As an English teacher, I am expected, by my opponent and any spectator(s), to win every game that I play, which can get irritating. And although I’m a decent, casual player, I was atrocious at Scrabble while I was growing up. I used my blank pieces as soon as I got them, I was never able to play my ‘Q’ or ‘Z,’ and I was stuck using three-letter words like “CAT, “DOG,” and “EAT.” Every so often, I would get an ‘S’ and immediately burn it by creating “DOGS.”
It was the mobile/tablet version of Scrabble that taught me how to play properly. It was instruction through death — I watched in morbid fascination as the computer kicked my arse, over and over, until slowly, I learned. I learned how to create three new words at once. I learned how to strategically shape the crossword, so that my opponent couldn’t access the Double Word and Triple Word boxes.
But most importantly, I learned about all of the two-letter words that I never knew existed. The first time I saw the computer playing two-letter words (and racking up hundreds of points), I was shocked; I would never have considered them playable. But once the anger wore off, I got with the program. Here, for your viewing pleasure, are the two-letter words that are legal in Scrabble:
Commit that list to memory, and you’ll win twice the number of matches. You’re welcome.
Mobile Scrabble gives me as many opponents as I can handle from across the country, and although I love my deluxe edition board at home (complete with a turntable), Mobile Scrabble is the more viable, competitive option. I can play it anywhere I travel against all levels of opponents, and I don’t worry about losing 100 tiny tiles.
Sorry!
Video Game: Sorry!
Console: PC
Date: 1998
Here’s the game that taught us what sarcasm is. There is no better feeling than knocking an opponent off of a slide, sending him/her back to start, and exclaiming, “Sorry!” in your most passive aggressive voice. Instead of having a dice system, like the majority of board games, Sorry! has cards, each of which has a different instruction or ability on it. A dice is an evident, impartial choice maker. But cards? They have a bit more flair — they seem to possess a personality and power that isn’t so dispassionate.
I’m not sure if this version of Sorry!, released on CD-Rom in 1998, is objectively superior to the board game. But I certainly enjoy it more, because the developers took the effort to inject some real personality into it.
The CD-Rom contains two different variations of the game — classic Sorry!, of course, and Way Sorry!, which adds extra cards with different powers and abilities. My favourite newcomer is the Happy card, which gives one of my pieces immunity for a single turn. Beyond this, there are customisable options, including many of the popular house rules that I followed in elementary school with my friends. The key word here is ‘optional’ — you can always play the official version if you want to.
But what really makes this adaptation special is its humour. Each of the playable pieces has its own personality and quirks. The pieces trash talk each other, bicker amongst themselves, and even support each other in times of need. It’s the right amounts of kitschy without being corny.
And the animations complement the snappy dialogue perfectly. One piece takes out a sword, and slices another piece to bits. Another piece gets on a horse and rides to the next square. Another piece turns itself into a spoked wheel, with a little boot on each spoke. The variety definitely keeps your attention.
The game’s budget probably wasn’t high, and the visual look of the game doesn’t stand the test of time. But it’s both inspiring and heartwarming — to see that such detail was placed into such a modest project. The developers clearly cared about and loved their work, and it shows.
Chess
Video Game: Chessmaster XI
Console: PC
Date: 2007
I love chess, even though I’m terrible at it. From what I can tell, my main problem is that I’m too passive. That’s an understatement; I’m more concerned with not making a stupid move than making the right move. This is how most novices play — it’s not really about who has the best strategy. It’s about who can make the most moves without making a colossal blunder. A beginner match resembles a Rube Goldberg experiment — every piece is in line to trigger another piece, and whoever makes the first mistake is going to lose everything.
I always knew that this wasn’t the proper way to play — there had to be an aggressive, offence-based style that wouldn’t get my Queen killed. But I didn’t have the courage or the foresight to figure it out until Chessmaster showed me how.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSu1h2oFCKoChessmaster wasn’t my first option. I originally tried to teach myself the opening game by buying a chess book. I bought Capablanca’s A Primer of Chess, and I couldn’t make heads or tails of it. His explanations were clear enough, but there’s nothing like having the board right in front of me, with a voice to explain the moves clearly, step by step, until I understood them.
Chessmaster allows for all of that, plus more. It has a backlog of 900 famous games — each of them broken down in a visually friendly style. My favourite feature is the sophisticated AI. I can play against a computer that’s programmed to behave like Bobby Fischer — a vicarious thrill for anyone with knowledge of the game. And after a single-player game, Chessmaster can examine my moves, and analyse their respective strengths and weaknesses. Outside of actually hiring a tutor, it’s difficult to think of a better learning experience.
I don’t suppose that Chessmaster would be as engaging for a master player, but I’ve never been and never will be a master player. For me, Chessmaster provides a level of interactivity that the board never gave me. I’m still making wrong moves, but I’m slowly starting to see the moves I should have made. I’ve never played more competitively, or tried so hard. Thus, I’ve come to love the game more than ever, and I have Chessmaster to thank for that — for cultivating my love, and for making it deeper, more intellectual, and more resonant.
Monopoly
Video Game: Monopoly
Console: Nintendo Entertainment System
Date: 1991
There have been over 20 years worth of Monopoly adaptations since this gem dropped on the NES in 1991. But it’s still, without contest, the best rendition of the original — both enhancing what makes the board game great, and patching up its handful of flaws.
My memories of playing the Monopoly board game as a child are unpleasant. A Monopoly loss kills the soul. First, you lose your cash. Then, you mortgage all your properties, which puts you even deeper in the hole. You convince yourself that you’ll unmortage them at some point, but in your heart of hearts, you know that you won’t. The only cash flow is the 200 dollars you get from passing GO. But then, you land on Income Tax, and now, you’re truly fucked. You hope, against hope, that you’ll make it around the board without landing on an opponents’ property. There is no quick, firing squad execution in Monopoly — you’re hanged, drawn, and quartered over the course of multiple turns.
Monopoly has a way of bringing out the worst in people, mostly due to its one-sidedness. It’s the Stanford prison experiment on a small scale — those who are winning get petty and mean, and those who are losing get angry. Several games of Monopoly went unfinished in my household, because everyone was too pissed off to continue.
On top of that, the game is long — monstrously long. You could have a birthday in the time it takes to complete a Monopoly game. It’s the endless exchange of cash — the adding, the subtracting, the making of change — that makes a humiliating process even more protracted.
Obviously, all video game versions of Monopoly can instantly calculate the rents and mortgages, and that eliminates one of the main time wasters. But what distinguishes the NES version from the others is that the entire game is incredibly fast and efficient.
The tokens move across the board at a rapid pace. It’s one press of the A button to buy a property, and it’s immediately the next person’s turn. The menu is intuitive, and all of your options — buying houses, mortgaging properties, and even checking assets — are only a few actions away. Later versions had prettier animations and a more polished presentation, but nothing beats the NES version’s ‘no frills’ approach. There’s elegance in simplicity.
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That’s not to say that NES version doesn’t have cutesy animations — the cash register that eats your rent, the animated Community Chest Cards, and so forth — but all of these cut scenes and animations are skippable. There’s even an option in the menu to make the computer opponent skip them. And suddenly, the entire game seems less sadistic. The rents are less oppressive, the jail terms seem shorter, and even the bankruptcies hurt less when everything moves at a fast, efficient clip.
Today, whenever I play Monopoly with friends or family, we always haul out and dust off the NES. We fight less, we laugh more, and we focus on an oft forgotten aspect of the game — strategically trading and forming alliances. And we always finish our game in one sitting.
Let’s be clear.
You should not play these video games to the exclusion of their board game counterparts; in fact, you need a prior knowledge of the board games to appreciate what the video games offer. But still, when I want to play Clue, Scrabble, Sorry!, Chess, or especially Monopoly, I find myself turning on a screen rather than opening a box. And although this may be sacrilege to some, it feels like progress to me.
Art: Tara Jacoby
Kevin is an AP English teacher and freelance writer from Queens, NY. His focus is on video games, American pop culture and Asian American issues. He wrote a weekly column for Complex called “Throwback Thursdays”, which spotlighted video games and trends from previous console generations. Kevin has also been published in VIBE, Salon, PopMatters and Racialicious, and he will soon be published in Joystiq. You can email him at kevinjameswong@gmail.com and follow him on Twitter at https://twitter.com/kevinjameswong.
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29 responses to “Classic Board Games That Are Better As Video Games”
I’m sure most people who know me are expecting me to be a complete board game snob right now. Disparaging the titles in this post. Got to say, it’s mighty tempting.
There are board games out there that translate well as video games. Seasons is a game that I love but has a lot of fiddly upkeep that can make it drag a little. The online version, found over at Board Game Arena, handles all of that and makes the game a far smoother experience. Similarly, the iOS/Android version of Suburbia streamlines the game dramatically.
While that’s all well and good, part of the appeal of board games is the physical nature of them. There’s something oddly satisfying about rolling a dice or handling little cardboard chits. Games that take advantage of that are amazing and the ones that are better suited to digital forms often have other problems. If you’re playing a board game that’s better as a video game but is still mediocre, why not play a great video game instead or a board game that is fantastic when using real, physical components?
It seems like a half-measure and Mike Ehrmantraut can tell you just how bad an idea that is.
Looking forward to ‘Better Call Saul’!
The setup time of board games can often be frustrating. I quite like digital versions that are just ready to play on a tablet. It’s life-saving when you have a baby around, and great for travelling too.
I have this image in my head of you typing six or seven words of this post, then typing “FUCK MONOPOLY WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT”, deleting it, pausing for a few seconds and then resuming.
What’s to say those first six or seven words weren’t “FUCK MONOPOLY WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT”?
I like to think the entire post was just that over and over, but you came back later and selectively took out each one, replacing it with carefully considered sentences until there were none left.
“Carefully considered sentences” is a very generous way of describing my pro-board games propaganda.
Or you could just play much more awesome tabletop games 😛
In case anyone is wondering:
Qwirkle > Scrabble as it removes the problem of having wildly different levels of player skill.
Power Grid > Monopoly because it has an interesting market mechanic and is not dependent on luck. Alternatively, Settlers of Catan if you’re more interested in the trading mechanic but I’m not a fan of Settlers.
Clue (movie) > P.I. > Clue because P.I. makes solving the case more interesting. Alternatively, Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective which is a very different beast but just so damned good.
Chess is chess and I wouldn’t say another game is better at doing what it does but Hive is quick and simple game that I’d happily recommend for people less willing to tackle the massive learning curve Chess offers.
As for Sorry… I can’t think of any game that really does what Sorry does because what Sorry does isn’t very good. Maybe go play Ticket to Ride instead. That’s a rad game.
Another Clue(do) alternative is Letters from Whitechapel, which has one player being Jack the Ripper and the rest trying to track him down over four nights of murders.
Power Grid was mentally exhausting for me trying to work out the mathematics of what I could/should afford. It felt like one of those games that I should enjoy but didn’t.
The only reason I haven’t suggested Letters from Whitechapel is because I haven’t had a chance to play it. Really looking forward to changing that.
I was with you all the way until you derided Sorry! I played that a lot as a kid.
those games have nothing on Turbopoly!
Oh the 3.1 nostalgia!
Clue! (or Cluedo for us Aussies)!
Man, while I love the themed Monopolies (Beatles, Zelda, Edna Krabappoly etc) I really wish they would make more themed Cluedos!
Also loved the movie, lol.
Now I really want a Game of Thrones version of Cluedo
Best version of Clue[do] is the Harry Potter version. Adds shifting staircases in Hogwarts so the secret passages change, a Dark Mark element to add more randomness to things, doors that open and close to change where you’re able to investigate… It takes what makes Clue “Clue” and amps it up a notch. Excellent if you can find it.
Catan translated really well to the xbox 360
I have always found the ‘official’ list of two-letter words that are legal in Scrabble to be bullshit. My house rules are that if you can’t use it in a sentence, you can’t play the word. So if some asshole memorises all the meanings of those 2 letter words, more power to ’em.
Talisman is fantastic as a video game. You swap the social aspect of round the table gaming for greatly improved speed and no setting up time, no lost bits – it means you can actually finish a game. My friends and I impulse bought Talisman on steam for nostalgia reasons, but we had so much fun playing it we have all ponied up for all the expansions too. It’s not a complex game, and there is a lot of chance involved, but it made for many a night of laughs online.
Axis and Allies too proved to be great as an online video game. Again, you swap the social aspect of round the table gaming for the different socialness of turn-based online gaming, and email chatter. And you also get HUGE improvements in setting up time and play time. for a game which can take forever with dice rolling and piece moving, the online video game version made it all happen so much quicker.
Now all I want to do is watch Tim Curry confuse the hell out of everyone in Clue 😀
God, that movie 😀
I always remember it being better than it actually is. The ending(s) with everyone running around and the mystery being resolved is still brilliant and hilarious. The setup is a bit dull.
My love of Monopoly as a video game is it put an end to the BS ‘house rules’ with the people I would play the game with. You don’t get you’re money back if you land on free parking dammit! :p
I would play any of those games with that chess Wizard. Yowza.
Boom Street (Itadaki Street in Japan I think) does Monopoly better than tabletop or video game Monopoly. The only version out in English (that I’m aware of) is the Wii version, but if you have a Wii (or Wii U) definitely try and find a copy. Best video game implementation of a board game I’ve ever played, and I hate Monopoly.
Battle Chess is clearly the only valid digital version of chess. I don’t even like Chess, and I still played that for hours as a kid.
Europa Universalis was originally a board game and since nobody outside of France had heard of it before that I could probably safely say it’s better as a video game.
Probably because it is easier to save a computer game and come back later to finish it. I wouldn’t play a game I can’t reasonably finish within two nights, assuming maximum player count.
The only board to video game conversions I got into were scrabble (the old Facebook multiplayer version) and Monopoly Streets (on the 360) that game was fun, easy to customise (with house rules and such) had afantastic interface with your Xbox avatar walking around the board as if it’s a real city and actually showed me that I’d been playing Monopoly wrong all these years!