Remember those Xbox Onesies?
Remember that stroke of marketing genius that went viral on a global scale? To the point where even EA tried to imitate it with a tone deaf Battlefield Onesie that almost every reasonable human being railed against?
That idea originated in Australia, with Microsoft Australia to be precise. And as much as I hate onesies with a powerful passion it was a world class idea.
But now Microsoft Australia is drunk with power.
Case in point: this inflatable Microsoft One controller, designed for Australia Day.
Yes, this is an inflatable Xbox One controller.
As per the Microsoft press release:
Replicating the enhanced comfort and feel found on the hardware that inspires it, the new and exclusive floatation device comes complete with two thumbsticks (for added grip) and two drinks holders, to keep swimmers hydrated throughout this scorching summer.
They've gone too far this time. They're drunk with power and they must be stopped.
But maybe you disagree? Maybe you're desperate for one of these massive, inflatable controllers? Good thing Microsoft is giving them away. Head here for more info.