Yesterday's Nintendo Switch presentation was our first look at how the Switch works, as well as some of the games that will be on the console. Lets see how the internet feels about all this.
The announcement that got everyone the most hype wasn't Zelda — it was New Donk City.
DONK CITY DONK DONK CITY BITCH
— BLK TRANS POWERHOUSE (@SpiteBottom) January 13, 2017
— Danny O'Dwyer (@dannyodwyer) January 13, 2017
take me down to
new donk city
where the monkeys are kong
and the kids are diddy pic.twitter.com/mWjAA9Q6GL
— mumbles (@nicemovemumbles) January 13, 2017
New Donk city's mayor using taxpayers money to support his lavish lifestyle can't say i agree. pic.twitter.com/o19vCLDOry
— Genei Jin (@SoulBrotherUno) January 13, 2017
Didn't realize this at first but it's New Donk City bc DONKey Kong. Doesn't explain the realistic people though. pic.twitter.com/ipRbnTYZFq
— Barry Kramer (@razzadoop) January 13, 2017
mario is a trained doctor. he should be treating civilians in the world's most dangerous hotspots not living it up in new donk city. prick
— ▀▀▀▀▀▀ (@immolations) January 13, 2017
mario's nose has physics oh god pic.twitter.com/2Js8DxqK9O
— NEW DONK CITY (@Trogdorbad) January 13, 2017
The stitching on Mario's new overalls is too detailed. This is lewd. pic.twitter.com/rhEv0LSPDw
— Patrick Gill (@Pizza_Suplex) January 13, 2017
But that isn't to say that Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild being a launch title wasn't cause for excitement.
— Luke Plunkett (@LukePlunkett) January 13, 2017
— manda manda (@bbbreakfasttt) January 13, 2017
If Nintendo really wanted to be innovative, they would let Zelda be the star of the next Sonic game.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) January 13, 2017
link: im gonna save zelda
link to link: "do side quests and annoy the shit outta the chickens" pic.twitter.com/O5gyjPgVJl
— squid KEd!!!!!!!!! ✨ (@KETAJET) January 13, 2017
the zelda trailer was so beautiful and breathtaking and i still am only thinking about dumb ass mario on his field trip to real people city
— leon (@leyawn) January 13, 2017
Zelda: Come over
Link: Nah, I'm watching Nintendo event
Zelda: My parents aren't home
— ??♂️avier Harding (@iamxavier) January 13, 2017
Nintendo also announced a new fighting game, Arms. In it, you punch people with your extending arms and, well, it's kinda trippy.
Arms (2017) pic.twitter.com/h6TNPYhwqx
— Shane (@FourScore64) January 13, 2017
Arms (2017) - Nintendo Switch pic.twitter.com/jXzeE9jDiq
— Elu (@EluTranscendent) January 13, 2017
As for the conference itself, despite a very nervous translator fumbling over Suda51's presentation, it just left everyone wondering if they'd be able to actually, you know, preorder a dang Switch.
— Ding Dong (@DingDongVG) January 13, 2017
Part of me can’t believe three major JRPGs just got announced at a console conference in 2017.
— Ron Taylor, Esq. (@TaleSpun) January 13, 2017
Now let us *snap* SWITCH
Over here pic.twitter.com/8OfyJISj5E
— GЯIMΞCRAƒT (@GRIMECRAFT) January 13, 2017
gotta try this sitting position later pic.twitter.com/h2f8GloBhn
— Mark (@tole_cover) January 13, 2017
The thirst is fucking real lmao pic.twitter.com/U2KBjMmVLt
— Nibel (@Nibellion) January 13, 2017
— Alex Van Aken (@itsVanAken) January 13, 2017
all I'm offering is the truth
nothing more pic.twitter.com/HqwAGZLh3N
— tc (@chillmage) January 13, 2017
Bowser's fucking wallpaper is Peach pic.twitter.com/yR1VvfXzsh
— Nick (@Grenickja) January 13, 2017
when you're figuring out your food budget and then your kid says he lost a Joy-Con pic.twitter.com/KB61A8HwWo
— Alzarath (@AlzarathEX) January 13, 2017
Also, uh. Nintendo, don't do that again pic.twitter.com/lxRNTmj5ZJ
— Wario64 (@Wario64) January 13, 2017
Boy this suda51 translator sounds like he's about to crap his pants in fear for some reason #NintendoSwitchPresentation
— Justin Roiland (@JustinRoiland) January 13, 2017
English translator job interview:
"Can you understand & translate Japanese?"
— Chris Denker (@thechrisdenker) January 13, 2017
Nintendo - "So you can translate?"
Translator - "Of course, I've seen like 4 different animes"#NintendoSwitchPresentation
— WEEGEE THE GOD (@WEEGEETHEGOD) January 13, 2017
When you try so hard to save money in 2017 but end up blowing it all on a Nintendo Switch pic.twitter.com/nrPInxJgvC
— Rory Powers (@roryhaspowers) January 13, 2017
Reviews for the Nintendo Switch are off to a good start pic.twitter.com/c0j9KGUUi7
— Waifu Depot (@WaifuDepot) January 13, 2017
Though the conference was conveniently timed on a Friday afternoon for Australians, others around the globe weren't so fortunate. After staying up all night and getting up in the morning for work, a lot of people are probably feeling this tweet.
— Turtle Beach (@turtlebeach) January 13, 2017