Thank Christ this isn’t real.
I was sent this over the Christmas period. I literally vomited all over my desk.
It’s fake, obviously, inspired by the fact that I really, publically don’t like Curtis Stone. I can’t even explain why.
I have to say: Curtis Stone’s new Coles ads set the bar so low that no motherfucker, not even KIA, could limbo underneath it.
— Mark Serrels (@Serrels) July 1, 2013
LOL SCREW YOU CURTIS STONE, HOPE THIS COMES OUT OF YOUR POCKET. https://t.co/xGztMRiOb9
— Mark Serrels (@Serrels) April 10, 2015
(I’m sure he’s lovely in real life.)
I’m almost certain this prank is the nefarious work of Daniel ‘Vooks’ Vuckovic. He has a history of this stuff. Last year he sent me this mug:
I’m drinking green tea out of that bad boy as we speak.
But this time Vooks has cranked it up a notch. The detail on this ‘game’ is incredible…
Sweet Potato DLC coming 2018. I bet that shit is paid DLC.
There’s even a little cart inside:
Bravo Vooks. Bravo.
EDIT: CONFIRMED
Hey @Serrels pic.twitter.com/YJM86XII7u
— Daniel Vuckoswitch (@VOOK64) January 8, 2017
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19 responses to “Worst. Game. Ever.”
I’ll bet he watches you sleep…
Meh, can’t be worse than…
[Dramatic Pose]
TOO HUMAN!
I actually enjoyed the gameplay in Too Human. Actually repurchased a copy last year for real cheap.
Same here, Cybernetic Commando FTW
Too Human healer type guy right here.
That would be an interesting mash-up.
Sorry.
eh, at least your not trying to milk it for all its worth
Worst… or best
Imagine this in VR? OMG, totally awesome! Not such a half-baked idea.
Get out.
Besides, the 3DS wouldn’t be able to handle recreating that jaw of his…
I always knew Curtis Stone was a bit of a spud.
I dunno, I find peeling vegetables to be very Zen
Been thinking about this, and I reckon a potato peeling video game would be the shit.
It screams “VR exclusive” to me…
literally cooking mama.
I thought it was just me… can’t STAND the bloke. And like you, I don’t really know why. I guess he just comes across as a super insincere corporate shill.
It’s not hard to hate these nauseating shills.
Gotta say pete evans grinds my gears worse. All that paleo bullshit.
While he has put a lot of detail into the packaging, he’s managed to miss the fact the card is marked “USA”, the technical information on the rear is in what looks like French and the classification is Australian… C’mon mate…
Though I am curious if we get to Gordon Ramsay, possible DLC?