Thank Christ this isn't real.
I was sent this over the Christmas period. I literally vomited all over my desk.
It's fake, obviously, inspired by the fact that I really, publically don't like Curtis Stone. I can't even explain why.
I have to say: Curtis Stone's new Coles ads set the bar so low that no motherfucker, not even KIA, could limbo underneath it.
— Mark Serrels (@Serrels) July 1, 2013
LOL SCREW YOU CURTIS STONE, HOPE THIS COMES OUT OF YOUR POCKET. https://t.co/xGztMRiOb9
— Mark Serrels (@Serrels) April 10, 2015
(I'm sure he's lovely in real life.)
I'm almost certain this prank is the nefarious work of Daniel 'Vooks' Vuckovic. He has a history of this stuff. Last year he sent me this mug:
I'm drinking green tea out of that bad boy as we speak.
But this time Vooks has cranked it up a notch. The detail on this 'game' is incredible...
Sweet Potato DLC coming 2018. I bet that shit is paid DLC.
There's even a little cart inside:
Bravo Vooks. Bravo.
— Daniel Vuckoswitch (@VOOK64) January 8, 2017