For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK

For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK

Usually porn parodies seem content with just cosplay, but not this Metal Gear Solid one. It’s really gone the extra mile.

[Image via Brazzers]

Dubbed Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen (heh), this is the latest game themed endeavour from the folks behind the Overwatch dirty movie and the FF15 skin flick.

Besides groan-inducing puns like “Diamond Dongs”, it’s the production value that stands out.

For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK
(Image via Brazzers)

[Image via Brazzers]

In The Phantom Peen, there is decent enough CG for this kind of thing.

For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK
(Image via Brazzers)

[Image via Brazzers]

Locations kinda match up with MGSV. (Though, that cardboard is terrible.)

For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK
(Image via Brazzers)

[Image via Brazzers]

OK cosplay!

For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK
(Image via Brazzers)

[Image via Brazzers]

And smoke.

For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK
(Image via Brazzers)

[Image via Brazzers]

Good map UI.

For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK
(Image via Brazzers)

[Image via Brazzers]

The cardboard, however, could be better.

For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK
(Image via Brazzers)

[Image via Brazzers]

I mean, they don’t need effects like this.

For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK
(Image via Brazzers)

[Image via Brazzers]

Excellent font.

For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK
(Image via Brazzers)

[Image via Brazzers]

But the cardboard is all wrong.

For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK
(Image via Brazzers)

[Image via Brazzers]

There are even codec scenes.

Oh, let’s not forget the hardcore sex. There’s that, too. Check out the safe-for-work trailer below:


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