For A Metal Gear Porn Parody, These Special Effects Are OK

Usually porn parodies seem content with just cosplay, but not this Metal Gear Solid one. It's really gone the extra mile.

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Dubbed Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen (heh), this is the latest game themed endeavour from the folks behind the Overwatch dirty movie and the FF15 skin flick.

Besides groan-inducing puns like "Diamond Dongs", it's the production value that stands out.

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In The Phantom Peen, there is decent enough CG for this kind of thing.

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Locations kinda match up with MGSV. (Though, that cardboard is terrible.)

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OK cosplay!

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And smoke.

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Good map UI.

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The cardboard, however, could be better.

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I mean, they don't need effects like this.

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Excellent font.

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But the cardboard is all wrong.

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There are even codec scenes.

Oh, let's not forget the hardcore sex. There's that, too. Check out the safe-for-work trailer below:


Comments

    Given the degrading quality of blockbuster films, with the simultaneous quantum leaps in porn production values, I predict that adult films will be superior to cinema films by 2023.

    They even got a cashmere goat in there, if I hear Miller tell me about cashmere goats one more time........

    I think the porn video games movies are vastly better than their cinematic adaptations. Am I right? Eh? Eeeeh?

    Last edited 08/02/17 8:26 pm

    Wife: what are you doing?
    Me: watching a trailer for a porn parody based on a video game.
    Wife: errr, uuuuh, ok then......

    out of all the women in the porn industry they couldn't find one with boobs the same size as Quiet?

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